props
this was posted by kewser, and it is so cool and apropos that i thought the only way to do it justice would be to copy it here so more can read it:
*Takes deep breath* ...When I get a car with power windows, I’m gonna tape a sign reading “It’s 55, asshole” to my passenger side window, and I’m gonna keep that window rolled down until I come across some f*cker on the road going 45 or 50, so I can pass them and roll up my window so they can read my excellent handwriting. *Breath* ...Then I’m gonna invest in some land-to-air missiles, and I’m gonna install them on the front of my car, and the next time some dumb f*cker decides to tailgate me when I’m going 8 miles over the speed limit, I’m gonna calmly pull over and press the red button as they fly by and fire a rocket up their ass! *Sigh of relief*
ahhh, the beauty of words. in other news, my sister got her permit today, and is scared sh*tless of driving. essentially, this means that from now on whenever i drive with her it is going to be her doing the driving. sure its dangerous, and a little crazy, and maybe even downright suicidal, but hey, she needs to get her feet wet somehow.
*Takes deep breath* ...When I get a car with power windows, I’m gonna tape a sign reading “It’s 55, asshole” to my passenger side window, and I’m gonna keep that window rolled down until I come across some f*cker on the road going 45 or 50, so I can pass them and roll up my window so they can read my excellent handwriting. *Breath* ...Then I’m gonna invest in some land-to-air missiles, and I’m gonna install them on the front of my car, and the next time some dumb f*cker decides to tailgate me when I’m going 8 miles over the speed limit, I’m gonna calmly pull over and press the red button as they fly by and fire a rocket up their ass! *Sigh of relief*
ahhh, the beauty of words. in other news, my sister got her permit today, and is scared sh*tless of driving. essentially, this means that from now on whenever i drive with her it is going to be her doing the driving. sure its dangerous, and a little crazy, and maybe even downright suicidal, but hey, she needs to get her feet wet somehow.