Snaggle toof. >.
Wow, yesterday was just classic. I felt like I was on Jerry Springer. The most explosive arguement in my household yet. =P Anyway.. after the whole make up scene I went to the doctor who will be performing my wisdom teeth surgery. The office was nice. ^__^ I swear I sat in there forever with my face in my palms. Looking like some ole' exhausted puppy dog. I fell asleep when I was profoundly awakened by some huge nurse with a black ponytail. n.n
She handed me a yellow roster to review until he came into the room. I skimmed over it only to realize it's one of those "here are the bad things than can go wrong--" kind of papers. D: assholes! It had things like--
Facial nerve lacerations, sinusodial damage, broken jaws and bones, tooth fragments.
He walked in looking like one of those guys from the ER shows. Short gray hair, tall, skinny. When he smiled I swear the entire room was like "Bling bliiiiiiing, every time I come around ya city bling bliiiiiiing." XD!!!!
Anyway... he put the nice little x-ray on the board and then shuffled through the whole "I cut here, do this, pull this." Then he said the most horrifying thing ever. "Ok on these 2? I drill half, then pull the rest so you don't have any gum damage." I'm thinking "--ah fuck that... no drills!"
Well.. he did give somewhat of good news. He wrote out my 4 day prescription of some pretty beasty painkillers. Then said they'd gas me up and start an IV with some "narcotics" lolol. So I'll be in lalalala land then put to sleep. >.< The funny thing about his last statement was. "I'll treat you like my very own son. I'll be as gentle as possible."
I laughed internally and thought. "What if he's catholic...." XD!!!!
Ugh, the corrupt mind.
She handed me a yellow roster to review until he came into the room. I skimmed over it only to realize it's one of those "here are the bad things than can go wrong--" kind of papers. D: assholes! It had things like--
Facial nerve lacerations, sinusodial damage, broken jaws and bones, tooth fragments.
He walked in looking like one of those guys from the ER shows. Short gray hair, tall, skinny. When he smiled I swear the entire room was like "Bling bliiiiiiing, every time I come around ya city bling bliiiiiiing." XD!!!!
Anyway... he put the nice little x-ray on the board and then shuffled through the whole "I cut here, do this, pull this." Then he said the most horrifying thing ever. "Ok on these 2? I drill half, then pull the rest so you don't have any gum damage." I'm thinking "--ah fuck that... no drills!"
Well.. he did give somewhat of good news. He wrote out my 4 day prescription of some pretty beasty painkillers. Then said they'd gas me up and start an IV with some "narcotics" lolol. So I'll be in lalalala land then put to sleep. >.< The funny thing about his last statement was. "I'll treat you like my very own son. I'll be as gentle as possible."
I laughed internally and thought. "What if he's catholic...." XD!!!!
Ugh, the corrupt mind.