April Fool
deathbylustenlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
deorcfatashaves your head.
em0buttbuys you a Russian Bride.
ingonyama70legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
isabellavaleggs your car.
kafkadreamssells your kidneys on Ebay.
kalfyraTPs your elderly relatives.
kym92trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
poprocksfoxhas a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
scorneternalglues your cat to your bedroom ceiling.
Prank Me I wasn't going to post this, but it was pretty damn accurate what Dusty (as scorneternal) would do!