GAWD HAS IT REALLY BEEN A YEAR AND A HALF??
Title: Smooth
Series: none
Characters: V-mon/Guilmon
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 215
Prompt: Guilmon + armpits
V-mon was quite thoroughly confused. It was certainly not him that had packed a razor and shaving cream for this trip, yet this was clearly their luggage. He glanced over at his boyfriend, raised an eyebrow, then decided not to ask.
The next morning found him standing in the bathroom's doorframe, staring like a braindead creature, while Guilmon looked back at him with a quizzical look. The larger red, black and white dinosaur was wielding the razor between the claws of one hand as he held the other arm raised. He had thoroughly covered the armpit with what V-mon could only surmise was shaving cream. Yes, what he was doing was more than obvious. It didn't make it any more comprehensible to the blue dragon.
"What the crap are you doing?" the smaller digimon finally asked.
Guilmon cocked his head and looked at V-mon as if his boyfriend had asked him about his third arm.
"Well, obviously I'm shaving my armpits," he sighed in a mildly annoyed tone. "You didn't seriously think they were so smooth naturally, what with all the male hormones needed to maintain my sex drive?"
V-mon continued to stare, his eyes lowering slightly down the large dino's frame.
"Trust me, you don't want to know," Guilmon interrupted in a wry tone.
Series: none
Characters: V-mon/Guilmon
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 215
Prompt: Guilmon + armpits
V-mon was quite thoroughly confused. It was certainly not him that had packed a razor and shaving cream for this trip, yet this was clearly their luggage. He glanced over at his boyfriend, raised an eyebrow, then decided not to ask.
The next morning found him standing in the bathroom's doorframe, staring like a braindead creature, while Guilmon looked back at him with a quizzical look. The larger red, black and white dinosaur was wielding the razor between the claws of one hand as he held the other arm raised. He had thoroughly covered the armpit with what V-mon could only surmise was shaving cream. Yes, what he was doing was more than obvious. It didn't make it any more comprehensible to the blue dragon.
"What the crap are you doing?" the smaller digimon finally asked.
Guilmon cocked his head and looked at V-mon as if his boyfriend had asked him about his third arm.
"Well, obviously I'm shaving my armpits," he sighed in a mildly annoyed tone. "You didn't seriously think they were so smooth naturally, what with all the male hormones needed to maintain my sex drive?"
V-mon continued to stare, his eyes lowering slightly down the large dino's frame.
"Trust me, you don't want to know," Guilmon interrupted in a wry tone.