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So I'm insane. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows, book AND movie, weird canon crosses, weird timeline, whatever whatever, we sing what we want.
I walk down the hall in my wizard school with my sword and my cardigan
Just finished killing a giant snake, but gotta be on guard again
Crap, Voldemort, here he comes lookin’ barmy,
Look to my right, and I see Dumbledore’s Army
This is all so crazy! Courtyard’s gettin’ all hazy!
My head is spinnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda nauseous
Too much pressure and I’m really not that famous
That’s when Harry jumped out of Hagrid’s arms
And the second round was on
And the Sorting Hat was on
And the Gryffindor Sword drawn!
So I put my wand up, and said, “Bring it on!”
Death Eaters fly away
Swingin’ my sword like “Yeah!”
Cursin’ a bitch like “Yeah!”
We’re fightin’ bad guys at the break of dawn
But I know we’re gonna be okay
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
So I’m talkin’ down to Voldemort,
Everybody’s lookin’ at me now
Like, “Holy shit, his ass is kicked
He’s gonna take his final bow,”
But c’mon, hey guys, aren’t you with me?
Gotta stand up for our dead friend Harry
‘Cause it’s just a little torture
If he wins there’ll be no future!
My body’s smokin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda crispy
Least I’ve got them standin’ with me
That’s when the Chosen One came back to life again
And the battle marches on!
And the big snake’s head is gone!
And another horcrux gone!
Now it’s a bloodbath with spells flyin’ ‘round
Goin’ every single which-way
Stunnin’ them all like “Yeah!”
Blowin’ shit up like “Yeah!”
All the bodies dropping to the ground
I really hope Luna’s okay
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Molly’s got death in her eyes
Bellatrix got vaporized
She got taken by surprise
And I’m just oh so glad that the bitch got fried!
Down in the Chamber, Hermione kissed Ron,
Took them too long, I’ll say
Shippin’ my friends like “Yeah!”
Savin’ them now like “Yeah!”
Wizard lightning, what the hell’s going on?
Harry just won the day
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Now put your hands up, ‘cause Voldemort’s gone
We’re chuggin’ butterbeer today
Gryffindors shout like “Yeah!”
Hufflepuffs shout like “Yeah!”
All the Ravenclaws get your freak on
I guess the Slytherins can stay
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
I walk down the hall in my wizard school with my sword and my cardigan
Just finished killing a giant snake, but gotta be on guard again
Crap, Voldemort, here he comes lookin’ barmy,
Look to my right, and I see Dumbledore’s Army
This is all so crazy! Courtyard’s gettin’ all hazy!
My head is spinnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda nauseous
Too much pressure and I’m really not that famous
That’s when Harry jumped out of Hagrid’s arms
And the second round was on
And the Sorting Hat was on
And the Gryffindor Sword drawn!
So I put my wand up, and said, “Bring it on!”
Death Eaters fly away
Swingin’ my sword like “Yeah!”
Cursin’ a bitch like “Yeah!”
We’re fightin’ bad guys at the break of dawn
But I know we’re gonna be okay
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
So I’m talkin’ down to Voldemort,
Everybody’s lookin’ at me now
Like, “Holy shit, his ass is kicked
He’s gonna take his final bow,”
But c’mon, hey guys, aren’t you with me?
Gotta stand up for our dead friend Harry
‘Cause it’s just a little torture
If he wins there’ll be no future!
My body’s smokin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda crispy
Least I’ve got them standin’ with me
That’s when the Chosen One came back to life again
And the battle marches on!
And the big snake’s head is gone!
And another horcrux gone!
Now it’s a bloodbath with spells flyin’ ‘round
Goin’ every single which-way
Stunnin’ them all like “Yeah!”
Blowin’ shit up like “Yeah!”
All the bodies dropping to the ground
I really hope Luna’s okay
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Molly’s got death in her eyes
Bellatrix got vaporized
She got taken by surprise
And I’m just oh so glad that the bitch got fried!
Down in the Chamber, Hermione kissed Ron,
Took them too long, I’ll say
Shippin’ my friends like “Yeah!”
Savin’ them now like “Yeah!”
Wizard lightning, what the hell’s going on?
Harry just won the day
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Now put your hands up, ‘cause Voldemort’s gone
We’re chuggin’ butterbeer today
Gryffindors shout like “Yeah!”
Hufflepuffs shout like “Yeah!”
All the Ravenclaws get your freak on
I guess the Slytherins can stay
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.
Yeah! It’s a party with the whole D.A.