Good memories of jenn
Again, this is stuff that i'll talk to you about later today.
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I think i'll have some friends over today or tomorrow. Depending. Untz. -
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I like how carrots get my hands all orangey. -
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I'm sorry i don't have anything better to write about. I have been thinking about you all day though and how excited i am to see you later on. And uh, about how i wonder if you'll be home in time for me to go with you to the bank and cash your check. And uh. Phooey. -
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I had a real great sandwich. :)-
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: May 11, 2005 1:11 PM
No I wasn't playing naked; whatever gave you that idea?
I like potato salad.
Well I have a feeling I could get a job from here back to hudson, but, if you're pretty sure about this landscaping gig, that'd be cool, cuz since you know him and stuff, maybe he'd come pick me up? And if not, it's still about the same walk from your place to here as about to Norma's, right? Et al, landscaping pays more than food service junk. Or junk food service. Eitehr way. Ethereal way.
I love you too, see you later.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: May 10, 2005 12:44 PM
Yes, that computer sucks. Too bad for you. The computer i'm on goes so much faster.... so fast that i've almost completely run out of things to do on here.
But alas, i can't play Katamari Damacy like you can, especially not naked. Are you really playing naked? I've got to start putting a sheet on that video game chair. Ewk.
Show me potato salad.
You don't have to look for a job. You can sponge off of me because you're a bum and i love you. And because you can work with Nathan. And we won't be here for too much longer.
I don't think i can get on AIM if you're on my account. Boo yer face off!
I'm so hungry! Stop being so fat. Grrrr.
I love you!!! :-D
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: May 10, 2005 1:22 PM
I've been on here like half an hour and have done maybe 4 things.
Name a male actor thats prettier than most women:
Hey baby! I'm just playin katamari damacy, naked.... MMHMMM... Anyway, sorry I kep you up lastnight I just can't sleep with the TV on I mean it fuks with muh brayn.
I should go out and look for a job, huh... I would but it just doesn't feel right. Am I allowed to do that? I mean, should I go look even though it doesn't feel right? Well it doesn't matter what anyone says because I think the answer is nein.
Well butter cheeks I'm going to go.... off this thing... sheesh I'm tired of it already. I'm on AIM you sucka, but yer aint, so I'm ouddie.
Love you! bye
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 29, 2005 8:40 PM
I bought my love a soda that had no....... flat. I gave my love a belly, that had no fat.
Shit. Thats not how that song goes.
I unblocked everyone on AIM, and now windows won't stop popping up. And my mom sent me an email in a zip file format of text files. What the eff? But yet, myspace and livejournal are both working for me! :-D
Yes, speed is quite the vice. I kind of want to just stay up for days on caffiene or whatever, i like that nice fuzz glow after missing a night or two of sleep and replacing it with loud conversations and things that make me have to shit.
Speaking of, i think i'm buying drugs. Oops.
Fried apples? What are you? From the south?
I randomly have my tank top pulled up over my beewbies. Ha! BEWBIES!!! Is there anything spelled more hilariously than that?!?!? i don't think so.
I hope you call real soon after 9. Mike's going to pick me up before he goes to the bar. he wants to hear about my trip to go see you. Isn't he grand? But yeah, i want to talk to you tonight before and after i go out.
i dont even know when you'll get this, but i hope you're having a good time at your going away dinner. Enjoy it, be free, just let me know, and stuff. you know. C;mon!
Bizarro, i love you, bizarro. :)
I'm going to cut my evil brain parts out. I love you and i'm so excited to see you and be with you again. It means a lot to me that you would make such a gesture, i know that it conflicts with what you had originally planned, but isn't that what we're all about, mostly? Who knows.
I'm on my toes. :)
love,
~arrest d'corr crustation~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 29, 2005 4:22 PM
Baby I'll give you a soda, and then when you drink your soda, I'll be there to hold your hair back. Baby when you drink your soda, I'll be there to flush the toilt afterwards. Baby when you drink your soda, I'll love you like theres no yesterday.
My mom just bought a big HEAP of lemons. For lemon juice. Life didn't throw them upon her, though. She bought them. So now she's stuck with lemons and must make lemon juice. Why do people sour themselves?? What must break the peoples backs before their head come out of their asses? I don't know I'm not making any sense. I mean, I DO know that I am not making any sense. But, I don't know; I'm not making any sense.
Your story prompted me to order an iced americano roughly 4 and a half hours ago. I woke up, for sure, but now I feel like crap and want to either pass out or drink lots more coffee. I'm a sped freak. that's the thing with speed, man, any speed, you just keep wanting to do it more, or for it to go away altogether. Fuck that jungle noise. It's like living in the past and the future, vaguely distracted by the now.
Fried apples are where it's at. Two turn tables...
~heart~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 29, 2005 9:42 AM
Yes, yes i would like a soda. There is diet pepsi with lime, here. I opened it and had some, but left it out of the 'fridge so no one else would want to drink it, since it's not cold. I love limes! I have some at home that i should eat before they're uncharactoristicly pant-faced.
Sometimes when i'm finishing my iced coffee, i feel quite high. It's weird. I'm starving.
I want apples!!!
But not the apple of Sodom.
Ew.
~hands~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 29, 2005 10:26 AM
Hey how you feeling, big guy? Ya doin alright? Do you want a soda?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 28, 2005 1:25 PM
I didn't know! :(
I love you.
Look at that sad face, again... look at it!
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 28, 2005 2:23 PM
i had already been working on that for like 2 hours when you got all pissy about the gummy bears so fuck you.
ok i'm seriously gone bye love
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 28, 2005 1:18 PM
Oh my god.
Thanks for the background. I see all kinds of sublimital stuff in that tastey thing. I hope it's compiled %85 out of guilt. Not really though.
Mer.
I am mentally stabbing myself in the face.
What will our little mouse do next?
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 28, 2005 2:14 PM
I don't knwo what it's from. Or care. Well i have another corn dog in the thing.... and... I don't know. Stuff, garbage, garbage water brings may flowers. Puddin... damn. puddin stuff. Hey puddin stuff, what'cher doin?? Nuthin... just about to go to bed, teehee.
My bottom hole is round.
It made a lovely sound.
I went to go pick it
and then i did stick it
and now all is covered in brown.
~fin
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 28, 2005 1:08 PM
I love you, you're prefect, now change? Uh, i think that's some real shitty country song or something. Shit, wasn't that uh, that chick that had a commercial on tv for her shitty fake country music.... the one that sings... "that don't impress me much"
Or are you just trying to say something to me?
Rew.
I'll be there for 9, as long as you don't plan on bombing my apartment building or something.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 28, 2005 1:50 PM
just be home around 9. cuz uh... oprah, or something. I love you, you're perfect, now change.... What the hell is that??
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 28, 2005 11:27 AM
Yeah, it's gross. I'm awesome.
I'm getting out of here at like, 3:30/4:00, and i'll probably be at the other place until about 8 or 9. Boo.
Whats it to ya?
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 28, 2005 12:05 PM
haaaaaa. your page is so candy rave-o-matic! anyway, i wanted to ask you, if you're working OT and at another place tonight, when will you be home?
-
I think i'll have some friends over today or tomorrow. Depending. Untz. -
-
I like how carrots get my hands all orangey. -
-
I'm sorry i don't have anything better to write about. I have been thinking about you all day though and how excited i am to see you later on. And uh, about how i wonder if you'll be home in time for me to go with you to the bank and cash your check. And uh. Phooey. -
-
I had a real great sandwich. :)-
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: May 11, 2005 1:11 PM
No I wasn't playing naked; whatever gave you that idea?
I like potato salad.
Well I have a feeling I could get a job from here back to hudson, but, if you're pretty sure about this landscaping gig, that'd be cool, cuz since you know him and stuff, maybe he'd come pick me up? And if not, it's still about the same walk from your place to here as about to Norma's, right? Et al, landscaping pays more than food service junk. Or junk food service. Eitehr way. Ethereal way.
I love you too, see you later.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: May 10, 2005 12:44 PM
Yes, that computer sucks. Too bad for you. The computer i'm on goes so much faster.... so fast that i've almost completely run out of things to do on here.
But alas, i can't play Katamari Damacy like you can, especially not naked. Are you really playing naked? I've got to start putting a sheet on that video game chair. Ewk.
Show me potato salad.
You don't have to look for a job. You can sponge off of me because you're a bum and i love you. And because you can work with Nathan. And we won't be here for too much longer.
I don't think i can get on AIM if you're on my account. Boo yer face off!
I'm so hungry! Stop being so fat. Grrrr.
I love you!!! :-D
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: May 10, 2005 1:22 PM
I've been on here like half an hour and have done maybe 4 things.
Name a male actor thats prettier than most women:
Hey baby! I'm just playin katamari damacy, naked.... MMHMMM... Anyway, sorry I kep you up lastnight I just can't sleep with the TV on I mean it fuks with muh brayn.
I should go out and look for a job, huh... I would but it just doesn't feel right. Am I allowed to do that? I mean, should I go look even though it doesn't feel right? Well it doesn't matter what anyone says because I think the answer is nein.
Well butter cheeks I'm going to go.... off this thing... sheesh I'm tired of it already. I'm on AIM you sucka, but yer aint, so I'm ouddie.
Love you! bye
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 29, 2005 8:40 PM
I bought my love a soda that had no....... flat. I gave my love a belly, that had no fat.
Shit. Thats not how that song goes.
I unblocked everyone on AIM, and now windows won't stop popping up. And my mom sent me an email in a zip file format of text files. What the eff? But yet, myspace and livejournal are both working for me! :-D
Yes, speed is quite the vice. I kind of want to just stay up for days on caffiene or whatever, i like that nice fuzz glow after missing a night or two of sleep and replacing it with loud conversations and things that make me have to shit.
Speaking of, i think i'm buying drugs. Oops.
Fried apples? What are you? From the south?
I randomly have my tank top pulled up over my beewbies. Ha! BEWBIES!!! Is there anything spelled more hilariously than that?!?!? i don't think so.
I hope you call real soon after 9. Mike's going to pick me up before he goes to the bar. he wants to hear about my trip to go see you. Isn't he grand? But yeah, i want to talk to you tonight before and after i go out.
i dont even know when you'll get this, but i hope you're having a good time at your going away dinner. Enjoy it, be free, just let me know, and stuff. you know. C;mon!
Bizarro, i love you, bizarro. :)
I'm going to cut my evil brain parts out. I love you and i'm so excited to see you and be with you again. It means a lot to me that you would make such a gesture, i know that it conflicts with what you had originally planned, but isn't that what we're all about, mostly? Who knows.
I'm on my toes. :)
love,
~arrest d'corr crustation~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 29, 2005 4:22 PM
Baby I'll give you a soda, and then when you drink your soda, I'll be there to hold your hair back. Baby when you drink your soda, I'll be there to flush the toilt afterwards. Baby when you drink your soda, I'll love you like theres no yesterday.
My mom just bought a big HEAP of lemons. For lemon juice. Life didn't throw them upon her, though. She bought them. So now she's stuck with lemons and must make lemon juice. Why do people sour themselves?? What must break the peoples backs before their head come out of their asses? I don't know I'm not making any sense. I mean, I DO know that I am not making any sense. But, I don't know; I'm not making any sense.
Your story prompted me to order an iced americano roughly 4 and a half hours ago. I woke up, for sure, but now I feel like crap and want to either pass out or drink lots more coffee. I'm a sped freak. that's the thing with speed, man, any speed, you just keep wanting to do it more, or for it to go away altogether. Fuck that jungle noise. It's like living in the past and the future, vaguely distracted by the now.
Fried apples are where it's at. Two turn tables...
~heart~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 29, 2005 9:42 AM
Yes, yes i would like a soda. There is diet pepsi with lime, here. I opened it and had some, but left it out of the 'fridge so no one else would want to drink it, since it's not cold. I love limes! I have some at home that i should eat before they're uncharactoristicly pant-faced.
Sometimes when i'm finishing my iced coffee, i feel quite high. It's weird. I'm starving.
I want apples!!!
But not the apple of Sodom.
Ew.
~hands~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 29, 2005 10:26 AM
Hey how you feeling, big guy? Ya doin alright? Do you want a soda?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 28, 2005 1:25 PM
I didn't know! :(
I love you.
Look at that sad face, again... look at it!
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 28, 2005 2:23 PM
i had already been working on that for like 2 hours when you got all pissy about the gummy bears so fuck you.
ok i'm seriously gone bye love
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 28, 2005 1:18 PM
Oh my god.
Thanks for the background. I see all kinds of sublimital stuff in that tastey thing. I hope it's compiled %85 out of guilt. Not really though.
Mer.
I am mentally stabbing myself in the face.
What will our little mouse do next?
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 28, 2005 2:14 PM
I don't knwo what it's from. Or care. Well i have another corn dog in the thing.... and... I don't know. Stuff, garbage, garbage water brings may flowers. Puddin... damn. puddin stuff. Hey puddin stuff, what'cher doin?? Nuthin... just about to go to bed, teehee.
My bottom hole is round.
It made a lovely sound.
I went to go pick it
and then i did stick it
and now all is covered in brown.
~fin
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 28, 2005 1:08 PM
I love you, you're prefect, now change? Uh, i think that's some real shitty country song or something. Shit, wasn't that uh, that chick that had a commercial on tv for her shitty fake country music.... the one that sings... "that don't impress me much"
Or are you just trying to say something to me?
Rew.
I'll be there for 9, as long as you don't plan on bombing my apartment building or something.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 28, 2005 1:50 PM
just be home around 9. cuz uh... oprah, or something. I love you, you're perfect, now change.... What the hell is that??
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jenifer
Date: Apr 28, 2005 11:27 AM
Yeah, it's gross. I'm awesome.
I'm getting out of here at like, 3:30/4:00, and i'll probably be at the other place until about 8 or 9. Boo.
Whats it to ya?
~jenifer~
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: futon_junkie
Date: Apr 28, 2005 12:05 PM
haaaaaa. your page is so candy rave-o-matic! anyway, i wanted to ask you, if you're working OT and at another place tonight, when will you be home?