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Oiii, has anyone seen a chi’ken ‘round here, mayhaps? Thing is a necessity to my Transfiguration project an’ it isn’t too good if I don’t have my chi’ken.
Oh, firs’ years: it seems to fancy you smaller lot so don’t make eye contact. An’ Lord up above, don’t run or it’ll chase ya down quicker than a fat kid on a Thanksgivin’ turkey.
Shouldn’t be too hard ta catch tho’. Th’ silly git is pretty lackin’ in noodle power, but it sure is annoyin’ as all sin, still.
Ah, woe is I!
Oh, firs’ years: it seems to fancy you smaller lot so don’t make eye contact. An’ Lord up above, don’t run or it’ll chase ya down quicker than a fat kid on a Thanksgivin’ turkey.
Shouldn’t be too hard ta catch tho’. Th’ silly git is pretty lackin’ in noodle power, but it sure is annoyin’ as all sin, still.
Ah, woe is I!