May 10, 2004 18:58
A conversation with my little sister:
Me: I'm going to be a ninja. What do you want to be?
Sydney: I wanna be a man.
Me: A man? You want to be a man? *falls off bed laughing*
Sydney: Yeah. . . no. I'll be a turtle, and then I can fight you.
Me: Bring it.
snails,
transgender,
sings like a pan!