*Crystalline* Bare Man Breasts O.O

Mar 19, 2006 00:07

I just saw a commercial for Guys Gone Wild...hahahaaaaaa.

random, rowr

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*Crystalline* dieuterus March 18 2006, 23:09:14 UTC
LOL. How long has this been on the market? Is this their belated attempt at lame neon-colored drunk nudie co-ed equality? Mindless females have been exploited long enough: males, kissy-face the camera!

NAY, I say. Where's the multi-man makeout sessions? Where are the nude men obstacle courses? And they've played the Girls Gone Wild commercial on Comedy Central SIX times in the last two hours, and I've only seen the Guys one once.

It's amusing to see unpretty beefcakes whip off their shirts, howling "Whoooo!" Look at my sexy man-breasts! Yeah!

It seems they could use a creative advisor. The guys are stuck on repeat, with only one swift move in their flashy-camera repertoire. With me, they could move beyond the simple yank-down-my-pants-front, and into a final flashing frontier. Also, the men would be pretty and not oily buffy-fat. Kinda like...Orlando Bloom on Legolas on Jareth, King of the Goblins.

And then we would go to Japan. That will be our Special Sexy Sizzler edition. 2-disc set, for only $19.99. Must be 18 or older. Call today.

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Re: *Crystalline* phroe March 19 2006, 10:51:56 UTC
Yeah, but... if your going to find a whole bunch of guys that look like that in one place, chances of them actually caring about other woman are pretty slim.

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*Crystalline* dieuterus March 19 2006, 21:08:31 UTC
You mean, they'd be gay?

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Re: *Crystalline* phroe March 20 2006, 11:31:06 UTC
At least as gay as that one song in the producers.

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*Crystalline* dieuterus March 20 2006, 17:46:43 UTC
Haven't seen it, LOL. And being effeminate does not equal homosexuality.

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*Crystalline* dieuterus March 21 2006, 16:17:22 UTC
What, like the frat boys? Yeah, I can see the gayness happening. However, I strongly object to automatic assumptions of homosexuality for Legolas...or Jareth, King of the Goblins...elves, in general. Prettiness is not innately gay! POW!

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