LOL. How long has this been on the market? Is this their belated attempt at lame neon-colored drunk nudie co-ed equality? Mindless females have been exploited long enough: males, kissy-face the camera!
NAY, I say. Where's the multi-man makeout sessions? Where are the nude men obstacle courses? And they've played the Girls Gone Wild commercial on Comedy Central SIX times in the last two hours, and I've only seen the Guys one once.
It's amusing to see unpretty beefcakes whip off their shirts, howling "Whoooo!" Look at my sexy man-breasts! Yeah!
It seems they could use a creative advisor. The guys are stuck on repeat, with only one swift move in their flashy-camera repertoire. With me, they could move beyond the simple yank-down-my-pants-front, and into a final flashing frontier. Also, the men would be pretty and not oily buffy-fat. Kinda like...Orlando Bloom on Legolas on Jareth, King of the Goblins.
And then we would go to Japan. That will be our Special Sexy Sizzler edition. 2-disc set, for only $19.99. Must be 18 or older. Call today.
Yeah, but... if your going to find a whole bunch of guys that look like that in one place, chances of them actually caring about other woman are pretty slim.
What, like the frat boys? Yeah, I can see the gayness happening. However, I strongly object to automatic assumptions of homosexuality for Legolas...or Jareth, King of the Goblins...elves, in general. Prettiness is not innately gay! POW!
NAY, I say. Where's the multi-man makeout sessions? Where are the nude men obstacle courses? And they've played the Girls Gone Wild commercial on Comedy Central SIX times in the last two hours, and I've only seen the Guys one once.
It's amusing to see unpretty beefcakes whip off their shirts, howling "Whoooo!" Look at my sexy man-breasts! Yeah!
It seems they could use a creative advisor. The guys are stuck on repeat, with only one swift move in their flashy-camera repertoire. With me, they could move beyond the simple yank-down-my-pants-front, and into a final flashing frontier. Also, the men would be pretty and not oily buffy-fat. Kinda like...Orlando Bloom on Legolas on Jareth, King of the Goblins.
And then we would go to Japan. That will be our Special Sexy Sizzler edition. 2-disc set, for only $19.99. Must be 18 or older. Call today.
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