Vindication of addiction
Oh hum, one of these journal thingies..
Yes well... I suppose I should write something witty and/or meaningful here. Fat chance. [Ever wondered why they say fat chance? One would think that would be quite a large chance. Smell the inner mathmo. That's right smell. Once you've been a mathmo, you just can't wash away the smell. How I have tried...]
Now the thing I need to resist is brooding here. Since I am the poster boy for the Hedonistic, joy seeking, happy-clappy fraternity, this should no problem. Where are my sandals? Where's my guitar?
Well, I suppose I could decide to try to be witty or in some other fashion "funny". Given my cohorts, I have a feeling my attempts would fall miserably. So instead, probably a mix of pedantry, humble sarcasm, reports of injustice and stupidity as I see them, and self parody. So much self parody. Even more self parody. Getting the idea yet?
Well, in case you were worried about my health, I have taken a diabetes test. Blood and everything. Big needle for that. Oh yeah. You have just got to ask yourself: "Why injected drugs?" Who on heavens green earth can justify recreational stabbing yourself with a metal cylinder? No high can be worth that. Surely?! And yes, I give blood...
So yeah, no diabetes. Just copious amounts of coke (diet), 'cause I am addicted. Great. There was me hoping for some excuse. Mental deficiency - haven't tried that yet.
Work time. Feel the energy. Feel the zeal. Feel the "I need coke moment".
Web comic of the moment: http://somethingpositive.net/
Stupidity of the moment: Women on radio 4 suggesting it's "enlightened" to view a difference between homosexuality and pedophilia.
I do hope the woman in question didn't strain herself coming to such a brilliant conclusion.
Weird IRC room of the moment: CUCAS (http://cucas.soc.ucam.org/) Very weird
Favoured Anime: Chrno Crusade (All hail Liyang for the provision there of)
Torture of the moment: NLP
Disclaimer: Right, any English students that read this, just don't bother with giving me lectures over corrections. Just don't. Really.
Yes well... I suppose I should write something witty and/or meaningful here. Fat chance. [Ever wondered why they say fat chance? One would think that would be quite a large chance. Smell the inner mathmo. That's right smell. Once you've been a mathmo, you just can't wash away the smell. How I have tried...]
Now the thing I need to resist is brooding here. Since I am the poster boy for the Hedonistic, joy seeking, happy-clappy fraternity, this should no problem. Where are my sandals? Where's my guitar?
Well, I suppose I could decide to try to be witty or in some other fashion "funny". Given my cohorts, I have a feeling my attempts would fall miserably. So instead, probably a mix of pedantry, humble sarcasm, reports of injustice and stupidity as I see them, and self parody. So much self parody. Even more self parody. Getting the idea yet?
Well, in case you were worried about my health, I have taken a diabetes test. Blood and everything. Big needle for that. Oh yeah. You have just got to ask yourself: "Why injected drugs?" Who on heavens green earth can justify recreational stabbing yourself with a metal cylinder? No high can be worth that. Surely?! And yes, I give blood...
So yeah, no diabetes. Just copious amounts of coke (diet), 'cause I am addicted. Great. There was me hoping for some excuse. Mental deficiency - haven't tried that yet.
Work time. Feel the energy. Feel the zeal. Feel the "I need coke moment".
Web comic of the moment: http://somethingpositive.net/
Stupidity of the moment: Women on radio 4 suggesting it's "enlightened" to view a difference between homosexuality and pedophilia.
I do hope the woman in question didn't strain herself coming to such a brilliant conclusion.
Weird IRC room of the moment: CUCAS (http://cucas.soc.ucam.org/) Very weird
Favoured Anime: Chrno Crusade (All hail Liyang for the provision there of)
Torture of the moment: NLP
Disclaimer: Right, any English students that read this, just don't bother with giving me lectures over corrections. Just don't. Really.