Dear Borders and Barnes & Noble:

[diesel_powered]

Thank you for continually stiffing teachers in higher education on educator discounts. Apparently, you both believe that if you aren't teaching in K-12, you aren't really a teacher. Obviously the hundreds of dollars in books and other materials purchased to supplement my curriculum last semester don't count. Also, apparently my money is not green.

Fuck you very much,

-M

P.S. You even give a discount to homeschoolers and not to teachers at the college level. Please eat shit and die.