What a wonderful way to die today...

Jun 11, 2005 00:20

It was the finals of the Quidditch English Cup. For the first time in 83 years the Chudley Cannons had a winning season, and in addition to that made it to the finals of the Cup.

The score...Puddlemere United 140, Cannons 0. The Weasley family was able to attend due to Arthur's getting another highly placed official out of a fix...in this case it was a gambler who enchanted playing cards and was hustling poor, innocent muggles on the streets of London. Since the Weasleys will whore themselves to get anyone, no matter how indespicable, out of a bind, they were enjoying seats in the top box once again.

Then, the magic moment came about. The seeker for the Cannons looked like he was going for the snitch. Ron, in a moment of maniacal excitement, jumped atop the edge of the box and ripped off his testicles. "Yeah, they did it!" he exclaimed, as he fell off the edge of the stadium due to sudden lack of blood. As his head was cracking itself against the ground, the seeker of Puddlemere United stretched pass the seeker of the Cannons and snatched the snitch from under his nose. Sadly, none of the Weasley clan noticed Ron's fall, as they were so engrossed with the game, for another several minutes.
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