Oh what a wonderful way to die Sunday
Harry decided in their spare time to teach Ron the muggle game of golf, they got to the 18th green and Harry missed his put, "Damn missed the bugger!" Ron was aghast at Harry's use of harsh language ( but he does have a lot to be upset about ) "Harry you really shouldn't use that kind of language, you could anger a higher power." Harry apologized and tried the put again and once again missed, "I missed the bloody damn bugger AGAIN!!!!!" All of a sudden the clouds part and a lightning bolt shoots down from the sky and strikes Ron dead. A voice from the clouds says "Damn missed the bugger."
adapted british joke
adapted british joke