Feb 25, 2005 12:28
I really like to play hacky sac. But there's snow everywhere and i don't want to get it wet because then it smells and the texture of the sac is destroyed. So i think I'm going to take over the world using a death ray--did you know that the first death ray was invented during the end of the 19th century by a guy named testler? the same guy who invented the power plant and powered NYC?--and then send a giant satellite into space to reflect and magnetize the sun's rays so that it becomes really hot at the push of a button and i can melt all the snow and play hacky sac.
I'm going to station my world domination headquarters in Rome, Italy, just so that i can say "when in Rome" like in Anchorman and have it mean something.
carpe diem! (sp?)