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Nevermind the benjamins.
Love the police.
Don't eat that magic mushroom.
I don't know if i'm in with these kids these days. I don't get them. And their "linkin park" and their "Jojo". Whatever happened to education in entertainment? Remember when Bill Nye the Science Guy was still on the air? Those were the days. He used to do those spoofs of songs. Songs of science. That was good shit. My favorite was that cover of smells like teen spirit. What was it called? Smells like Nature? He was cool shit. I wish i had him in school. He has to be one of the most famous scientists in the world. Move aside, Einstein! Gawd, i miss that show.
And he was funny too. He wasn't lame. I'd like to see Stephen Hawking do a show about the physics. Nobody wants to see rising suicide rates in 5th graders. TV blows. i don't even watch it anymore. fuck cable. The cable at my apartment doesn't pick up comedy central, and the only reason i watch TV is because it's fucking funny or because it's a movie. That's why Bill Nye was so good. He was funny andeducational. Not that i even remember what the fuck he was ever talking about.
on second thought, i highly doubt that he could teach a college course in quantum physics. How do you teach about quantum physics while still being funny?
"hehe! And this is a black hole! Caused because the gravitational force has exceeded the speed of light. And when you take into account the theory of relativity you see that nothing can go faster than the speed of light and so everything stays cramped into this dark little space"
*browns eyes classroom*
aww... nevermind. that'd fucking rule.
Love the police.
Don't eat that magic mushroom.
I don't know if i'm in with these kids these days. I don't get them. And their "linkin park" and their "Jojo". Whatever happened to education in entertainment? Remember when Bill Nye the Science Guy was still on the air? Those were the days. He used to do those spoofs of songs. Songs of science. That was good shit. My favorite was that cover of smells like teen spirit. What was it called? Smells like Nature? He was cool shit. I wish i had him in school. He has to be one of the most famous scientists in the world. Move aside, Einstein! Gawd, i miss that show.
And he was funny too. He wasn't lame. I'd like to see Stephen Hawking do a show about the physics. Nobody wants to see rising suicide rates in 5th graders. TV blows. i don't even watch it anymore. fuck cable. The cable at my apartment doesn't pick up comedy central, and the only reason i watch TV is because it's fucking funny or because it's a movie. That's why Bill Nye was so good. He was funny andeducational. Not that i even remember what the fuck he was ever talking about.
on second thought, i highly doubt that he could teach a college course in quantum physics. How do you teach about quantum physics while still being funny?
"hehe! And this is a black hole! Caused because the gravitational force has exceeded the speed of light. And when you take into account the theory of relativity you see that nothing can go faster than the speed of light and so everything stays cramped into this dark little space"
*browns eyes classroom*
aww... nevermind. that'd fucking rule.