This morning, I did something fantastically Canadian and brushed my teeth.

[dick_brave]

Have you got any idea how hard it is to fake show off a Canuck accent while writing in English? Especially when you're GermanDon't worry I'll find a way. Now that I have all the Canadians added at least I can read other journals that can serve as exemplary sample. You don't mind if I copy your entries, eh? I promise to change names and places

Comments

[gil_doron]

Turning gay wouldn't really be such a bad thing, though. Would give me someone else to flirt with. Not that being straight saves you from it, mind you. ;)

[dick_brave]

Let me go look for topless pictures I'm ten years older than you I would feel like a pedophile!

[dick_brave]

Pedophiliac even.

[gil_doron]

21 is way beyond pedophile/iac? range. But if this icon turns you on, then you might be a pedophile/iac. 0;-)

[dick_brave]

Dude! I'm 32.

How old were you when you made this porn?

[gil_doron]

I was 15, and it wasn't porn. ::lol:: It was one of those cheesy Bravo photo stories. But my American friends insist it's porn, so I let them live in their little fantasy world.

Anyway, judge me not by my age. :P

[dick_brave]

Oh shit I think I remember that... thing. I mean what? I'm American, well just North of it.

Age is just a number right.

[gil_doron]

Right. :)