This morning, I did something fantastically Canadian and brushed my teeth.
Have you got any idea how hard it is to fake show off a Canuck accent while writing in English? Especially when you're German
Don't worry I'll find a way. Now that I have all the Canadians added at least I can read other journals that can serve as exemplary sample. You don't mind if I copy your entries, eh? I promise to change names and places!!
All joking aside (haha) I have an AIM name now: SashasDick Add it, send me a message.
Yvonne catterfeld requested I get one. She was also the one who agreed that Orange looked good on Dick. Don't blame Canada - blame Catterfeld! Which reminds me that she thinks I'm schizophrenic and that one of my personalities might hate the other(s). I told her that women liked men with interesting personalities and if I have more than one then that probably explains why the chicks are all over me... but I'm not sure she was so convinced.
Marta is still on tour and I'm back in Dortmund. She should know better than leaving me all alone. I finally found my filofax (note the alliteration!) it was in the same bag with my dirty stage clothes. If I could bear the smell I would call all the groupies who gave me their numbers on tour. But I think I'll just meet up with some friends from my soccer club. I only ever see guys when I leave the house. If I stay home alone (gasp: Kevin!) too long I'm going to turn gay.
Next time I hope I find something to say that's more interesting to read than my bad jokes.
Truly not yours, Dick
(& Euer Sasha.)
P.S. I look like a Twinni icicle.
Don't worry I'll find a way. Now that I have all the Canadians added at least I can read other journals that can serve as exemplary sample. You don't mind if I copy your entries, eh? I promise to change names and places!!
All joking aside (haha) I have an AIM name now: SashasDick Add it, send me a message.
Yvonne catterfeld requested I get one. She was also the one who agreed that Orange looked good on Dick. Don't blame Canada - blame Catterfeld! Which reminds me that she thinks I'm schizophrenic and that one of my personalities might hate the other(s). I told her that women liked men with interesting personalities and if I have more than one then that probably explains why the chicks are all over me... but I'm not sure she was so convinced.
Marta is still on tour and I'm back in Dortmund. She should know better than leaving me all alone. I finally found my filofax (note the alliteration!) it was in the same bag with my dirty stage clothes. If I could bear the smell I would call all the groupies who gave me their numbers on tour. But I think I'll just meet up with some friends from my soccer club. I only ever see guys when I leave the house. If I stay home alone (gasp: Kevin!) too long I'm going to turn gay.
Next time I hope I find something to say that's more interesting to read than my bad jokes.
Truly not yours, Dick
(& Euer Sasha.)
P.S. I look like a Twinni icicle.