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[dib_wizard]

I never thought I'd say it, but boy, is it good to be home! Now I can walk around without being afraid spy on Zim's house in person, instead of having those stupid spy cameras that the the gnomes kept blowing up. Those cost me 20 bucks apiece, so I wish he would quit nuking them

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[actuallydemonic]

Hauuauuu? S-s-spy?

Why?

[dib_wizard]

Because he's a horrible alien bent on taking over the world and enslaving the human race, and, well, I can't let that happen. I spy on him to make sure he's not starting any evil schemes.

[actuallydemonic]

Hauuuauuuu! A-a-a-n alien?!

H-h-how do you know! Hauuauuuauuuu!

[dib_wizard]

Because I've seen him and his robot sidekick without their disguises, and even spoken to his leaders.

[actuallydemonic]

A-a-a-re we a-a-all in d-a-anger! Hauuauuu?

...A-a-and is yo-ur nose going to be okay?

[dib_wizard]

No, because I'm there to stop him every time he tries to take over! It'd be easier if other people actually believed me, though. Like the army or something.

Oh, yeah, it'll be fine; this happens a lot.