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[dib_wizard]

I never thought I'd say it, but boy, is it good to be home! Now I can walk around without being afraid spy on Zim's house in person, instead of having those stupid spy cameras that the the gnomes kept blowing up. Those cost me 20 bucks apiece, so I wish he would quit nuking them

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[boomerangmagic]

You and I are in the same boat. Maybe we should start a 'Brothers with Crazy Sisters Association'... the BCSA!

[dib_wizard]

But...won't that just tick them off even more?

[boomerangmagic]

It'd be a secret! We'd have things like codes and secret handshakes to keep them confused!

[dib_wizard]

Say..that could actually work. I mean, the consequences of it if our sisters ever found out could be disastrous, but if we're secretive enough, this could be a good sort of outlet.

[westwindhome]

A-are you okay?

[dib_wizard]

I'm as okay as one can be with a chipped tooth and a bloody nose.

[imneverhappy]

Your sister has it out for you too?

[dib_wizard]

Yeah. I think she wishes I would just got off and get eaten by a monster or something. But I only think that because, well, she's told me so before. Twice. So I guess it's more a fact than a hunch.

[imneverhappy]

At least she hasn't sent one after you. In my case, Azula pretty much is the monster.

[dib_wizard]

She sounds a lot like Gaz. I assume you get a lot of bloody noses and black eyes, too?

[actuallydemonic]

Hauuauuu? S-s-spy?

Why?

[dib_wizard]

Because he's a horrible alien bent on taking over the world and enslaving the human race, and, well, I can't let that happen. I spy on him to make sure he's not starting any evil schemes.

[actuallydemonic]

Hauuuauuuu! A-a-a-n alien?!

H-h-how do you know! Hauuauuuauuuu!

[dib_wizard]

Because I've seen him and his robot sidekick without their disguises, and even spoken to his leaders.

[jeitaken]

*has been lectured all summer on why not to let bullies get away with it*

Why don't you fight back?

[dib_wizard]

Because she's younger than me and a girl. Plus, fighting back wouldn't work at all; she's stronger than me, so it'd just get her angrier and amp up the violence.

[jeitaken]

Then you should have a place to hide.

[dib_wizard]

Haha, yes, well, Gaz seems to have some sort of weird sixth sense about the places I hide...