"Illum Librum Excellentem Habeo!"
"I Have that Excellent Book!"
This one:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Latin-Suffixal-Derivatives-in-English/D-Gary-Miller/e/9780199285051 I love it! Wow, this is blowing my mind!
And it's by a guy named Miller! Ha ha, you'd think it was me!