"Computatellum et Persizoma"
"Laptop and Thong"

Yep:

( Imago )

"Praeconium Vetus Computatri"
"Old Computer Commercial"

Right:

1956 Computer Commercial

"Time Interrete et Troianos Ferens"
"Fear the Internet Even If It's Bearing Trojans"

Or something.

I got this piece of work this morning:

Remove Antispyware Soft. Description and removal instructionsFortunately, Melissa saw that page and told me about it ( Read more... )

"Novum Arcisellium Computatri!"
"A New Computer Chair!"

I has one!

It's not too fancy. It does not have arm rests on the sides, but that's a good thing for the kind of desk that I have now.

LWotP: arcisellium -ii n. "kind of chair."

"Novum Computatrum!"
"A New Computer!"

That's right!

It's a HP Pavilion p6240f:

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2355727,00.asp

It's fast and exciting and it doesn't suck!

"Non Cimices, sed Lineamenta Fortuita"
"Not Bugs, but Random Features"

Melissa says that her computer does not have bugs.

It has random features, you see.

Totally different things.

LWotP: lineamentum -i n. "feature."

"Computatrum Veter!"
"An Old Computer!"

Relevant to my interests:

Click to view

LWotP: computatrum -i n. "computer."

"Firefox, Versio Nova"
"Firefox, the New Version"

Oh, come on.

I have only one window open, with only two tabs!

This freezing nonsense has got to stop.

LWotP: vexans -antis "annoying."

"Mus Novus!"
"A New Mouse!"

And it works beautifully!

LWotP: mus -uris m. "mouse."

"Computatrula Portabilia..."
"Laptops..."

It would be neat for me if this were true:

http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/laptop.asp

Claim: Use of a laptop computer can reduce a man's sperm count.

Status: Undetermined.

If it were true, I would save up to buy a laptop.

LWotP: computatrulum portabile "laptop."