Weird Waitress Encounter

[dianyla]

Yesterday SAM and I were having brunch at one of our favorite breakfast cafes in his neighborhood. Throughout the course of the meal, I noticed a number of behaviors that I found to be at least a bit odd. From the top...

1. I nearly always remove my glasses when I sit down to eat. As soon as she showed up she wagged her finger and clucked at me to

Comments

[trolleypup]

"3. She is a control freak."

And she probably recognizes you guys and thinks that gives her reason to take these liberties.

*dislikes "foreground" waitresses* (unless they are very very good).

[canyonwren]

Yeah, I think that's it. She think you're her friends!! (Spoken in babytalk.)

[dianyla]

Yeah butbutbut... I don't recognize her at all. I think she's new. Eh, maybe she won't last long. I can only hope.

[canyonwren]

Hmmm, perhaps she's trying to make friends in a really, really bad way. Nah...this sounds more psychotically maternal.