Your Worst Sexual Disaster
ey guys.
These kinds of posts are always fun so I thought I'd share and maybe get the ball rolling? I would like to relate a story of one of my most disastrously failed attempts at sex.
Before I met Mr. Tungsten, I was part of a triad that went girl-boy-girl. One evening the bf and I decided to fulfill the gf's fantasy of being tied up and kidnapped so we went to the beach, at night. Wading in the surf was an excuse to relieve the gf of some of her clothes. When we got tired of that, we walked back to the car. But I walked faster to open the trunk of the bf's car and get the ropes ready.
After a bunch of giggles and playful squeals, we got most of the gf's clothes off and got her blindfolded, gagged, and trussed up quite nicely. I slammed the trunk and dusted off my hands, feeling pleased with my ropework. But when boyfriend held out his hands for the keys, a feeling of horror claimed me. They were locked in the trunk, along with our wallets, shoes, and most of the gf's clothes.
For the better part of an hour I had to run around to the stores and hotels near the beach, looking for a phone to call triple-A. Most places were either closed or didn't want to take a chance on the shoeless, wild-eyed freak who probably looked like a meth-head.
By the time triple-A arrived we were all cold and grouchy. The bf had managed to untie the hapless victim and cover her up with his shirt so at least it didn't look too bad.
Needless to say, there was no lovin' after we all got home.
(Craftsman-style letter H courtesy of Daily Drop Cap. )