D's Little Black Phrasebook
Dear friends, record these. You never know when they might come in handy.
Außer mir wird Dich keiner hören. Schrei soviel Du willst. Ich mag es, wenn du schreist. [Nobody will hear you but me. Scream as much as you want. I like it when you scream.]
Tu es pine-au-cul mettable. [You are ass-fuckable].
Kimi no koe wa iroppoi dakara boku no mimimoto de sasayaite.
[Your voice gets me off so much, whisper some shit into my ear.]