How to make money through crafty craft, on the internet ( Read more... )

I like maths, decent puns, jokes I get without resorting to Google (in your XKCD face, Randall Munroe!). Yes.


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TeenageMe so grumpily resentful Jake Shillingford used MY "feather boa constricts her" pun - stolen from right outta my brain pan, whyIoughta - unaware I'd probably just absorbed it from the Muppets. NowMe lightly tickled to see it making an appearance in the post-it-pun-a-day stickymoments collection:


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To fundamentalist Australian Christians, sex outside marriage is the root of all evil.

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Yesterday, I woke myself up in protest at my dream being so racist, but then could remember no more of a why. (Wildcat strike* caused by racist motives one then struggles to articulate: how very nowToday, I woke myself up in protest at my dreaming such horrible puns**, specifically around arcane goldsmith practices judging the quality of our nation ( Read more... )

What is D'Artagnan's favourite Beta Band album?
'The Three Epees'.

Following the discovery of the existence of the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach, which can force air through its breathing pores and so terrify its enemies, I have hit upon a splendid money-making scheme.

Step 1Find someone who is about to go to a pantomime, but is afeard the insistence on audience participation will lead them to make a dashed fool ( Read more... )