Shawn's not the kind of guy that hates on number shaped candles on his birthday cake. For a start, he's not a heartless robot to hate on cake. For seconds, he's a quarter too young for a guy of his age to believe he's too old and pretend he's younger than he really is ( Read more... )

Differences between vampires and metrosexual mimes?

( SWS)

Picture prompt: Candy store

"The murder was comitted by a nerd!"

Every pair of eyes in the room immideately fell on the young, hidden behind a considerable amount of acne redhead kid.

"The store attendant?" Juliet asked incredulous, slightly lowering the gun she couldn't believe she was now pointing at the scared teenager.

"No, not a real human nerd. ( Read more... )

Dear lady I'm trying to save your ass from some psycho who probably watched 'Final Destination' and it's sequels too many times and is currently trying to wipe you off the map:

YOU SUCK.

So, the question is, how'd you deal with a woman with Fran Drescher's exact tone of voice, no respect for tv show schedules, a very obvious hate to LOLCATS and with ( Read more... )

It was supposed to be a quick check in.

That's it. Collect the check they've earned after the last case, say a quick hello, maybe even taste some hot chocolate; if the machine wasn't still broken, of course. Considering that the Chief said they were not getting a raise because 'the department had more important things to spend their money on', dude ( Read more... )

Technically, it's wasn't a lie. It was more like a far-fetched true.The only reason he hadn't told Gus all the details about this case was that he was most likely going to snap and completely freak out or cry like a little girl, with a high possibility of managing both at the same time ( Read more... )

26Created by OnePlusYou - Online Dating

Fine, next time I go into the interrogation room, there´s no way I´m going alone.... I still got that bite mark on my arm...

First of all, it´s not really my style to share this information with civilians, not even the psychic fan ones, but since Lassie so thoughtfully asked me to share my information by mailing him, I thought that this way would be much more... amazing.

So, remember the mermaid pointing at the sky? She was right. She wanted us to watch the sky. And no, ( Read more... )

The mermaid pointed at the sky.

(SWS)