Everyone should sing these lyrics.
So here it is, merry Christmas,
Everybody's having fun.
Look to the Shawn Spencer now,
It's only just begun.
Merry Christmas
from the Christmas Song Generator.
Have you been naughty or nice this year?
Naughty. But in the nicest way.
What do you want most for Christmas?
To have a fun time with my loved ones. Yes, I'm cute like that, thank you.
Do you believe in Father Christmas?
He's as real as global warming. No, literally.
What is your favorite food at Christmas?
Anything with green and red sprinkles on it.
Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?
I started this July.
Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet?
I'm working on it.
What is your favorite Christmas song?
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth.
What is your favorite Christmas movie?
The Grinch. It reminds me of a couple of guys, both very close to me.
What is your best memory of Christmas?
The best one? That's a tough one. I'm guessing childhood storybook like Christmas moments with my Mom and Dad and Gus and his parents visiting on the afternoon.
What do you look forward to most at Christmas?
Gifts? :D Oh, come on! We all do!
What are you doing for Christmas this year?
First, lunch with my girl. Later I'm hitting the station, then to Mr G and Mrs G's place and later to my Pop's. Shawn will be all around this holidays!
Who do you want to kiss under the mistletoe?
I don't think Megan Fox is available, but my girlfriend is surely a better kisser anyway.
What kind of Christmas tree do you have?
I used to have a plastic one.
Do you take part in a secret santa?
I do. But I'm not telling you who I got from the station. It's TOP SECRET.
Do you go to any Christmas parties?
There was the non-official Santa Barbara Police half-a-ball down at Tom Blair's last Monday night.
Have you ever had a white Christmas?
Yes, but not in California. Unless you count that time in which Gus and I spent 200 bucks in fake snow for my Pop's living room.
How early do you wake up on Christmas morning?
I'm more of the kind of guy who goes to sleep on early Christmas morning.
Do you still get a stocking?
I sure do. One at the office, one at my place and my old one at my Dad's.
How many Christmas cards do you normally send out?
Two? Three? Last year they were 43.
Are you going away for Christmas?
Not this year.
What are you expecting for Christmas?
To once more prove that I'm unbeatable.
Is Christmas your favorite holiday?
It's a tie between Halloween and Christmas. There's less death wishes during Halloween.
Do you like to decorate the tree?
I don't decorate it. I just put it away with the decorations still on. When I used to have a tree.
Where do you put the tree in your house?
The living room.
Do you watch Merry Christmas Charlie Brown evey year?
I try to. And the Grinch. And the Muppets Christmas Carol. Nightmare Before Christmas, anyone?
What is the best Christmas present you ever got?
Man, that's a tough one! It's a tie between that blond that came from Russia with love (complete with a bow wrapping her) and my Super Nintendo. God, I loved my Super NIntendo.
What state are you spending Christmas in?
California, the land of the Christmasy beaches.
What is your Christmas wish?
Joy to the world and less coal in stockings. Except when it comes to bad guys. Keep being bad, bad guys. That's what fills my stockings with cash anyway.