Why, yes, In case you've been wondering...
...And I cry if I want to. But I don't. Why not? Well, why would I cry?? Today I've felt the love, the true love biting, scratching and nipping deep into my psychic loins, from all of you guys. Gus, Abigail, Jules, Roguey, Laurie... Even you, Captain Lassoctupus Jellybottom! I'm touched. Touched and amazed and excited.
BEST 31th GANGSTA B-DAY, YO! \o/
Now, if someone could help me out, I've been hoping to get a birthday striptease from Angelina Jolie as my personal own birthday present, but she's not really returning my calls. I'm not even sure that's her real mail voice either.
And in order to put her face on that JibJab striptease video turns out I've got to be a paid member. Anyone up to give me a birthday show? Angelina? Lieutenant Murphy? Lassie?
C'mon, dude. I'm sure you'd look scorching in a furry thong to match your chest.