Write a letter to someone you miss. (for justprompts)

Nov 17, 2009 17:05


Dear Full House:

I'm sure that no matter how much I try, I won't be able to make you understand how much I miss you. It's pointless, almost as worthless as trying to convince my Dad he should have arrested the ABC guys for psychological damage.

You taught me so much. You showed me how once a week three little girls could screw up epically and solve the whole deal with a sad look and a hug. The hug part might not work in real life, but the puppy eyes is a true story, bro. You taught me that an adult can be a shameless fan of cartoons, make an outstanding impression of the Tasmanian Devil and still get the hot chicks. You also taught me the importance of having a cool uncle who not only had one of the best jobs known by mankind, but most important, he reaffirmed the importance of a well kept and awesome haircut. You burnt that in my heart.

Why? Why did you have to leave us? It took me years, but I've come to terms with the fact that Michelle 1 and Michelle 2 have grown to be young ladies with a dubious diet and an even more dubious love to inhale illegal stuff, that Bob Saget is in fact capable of using the F word and, well, I'm quite glad to see that Lori Loughlin is still hot. Smoking hot.

I miss you, show. But this isn't me asking you to come back. No, please no remakes. I'm still coping with Beverly Hills 90210 and Melrose Place's return. Don't feel bad, we both need to close this chapter of our lives.

Every were I look, everywhere I go, our memories will be there. You will always have a place in my heart.

-Your biggest fan.

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