Because internet dating is not that LAME...

[dial_a_psychic]

I'm asking you, ladies and gents who still believe you can find your true love online, to check out this guys. They don't care if you're 35 and still live with Mom or Dad. Exactly, they're that lonely.

musematch.com/ The Tree Little Bachelors Went To The Internet Date Market

Check them out, I know you want to!  Don't be shy!

Comments

[cuddledangel]

Think my mom would mind if I put her on it?

[dial_a_psychic]

Probably. But I foresee no punishment. She'll probably press her lips together like she does when she's not amused, that's all.

[cuddledangel]

Perfect!

[dial_a_psychic]

I'm sure you're going to come up with a lovely profile for your Mom.

[cuddledangel]

Because I'm her best and favouritist daughter

[dial_a_psychic]

You're a role model for America's daughters, Rach.

[cuddledangel]

Suhweet!