Oh no, you didn't! (rp for det_lassiter)
He's baffled. For the first time in a long, long time Shawn Spencer is truly speechless.
His night wasn't supposed to turn this epic U turn to the Valley of All the Things Lame. By this time, he was supposed to be enjoying a double pineapple split, with chocolate and mango syrup and instead he finds himself in the middle of a very busy police station, with his ass feeling cold and slightly numb because of the cheap metal bench he is currently sitting on. Seriously, can't anyone offer him a chair? To top it he is wearing a "date outfit" and this bench is ruining his new jeans.
Buzz passes by and gives him a reassuring smile. He probably still thinks that the partial vision Shawn said had brought him straight to the station is still yet to come. Instead of showing any psychic signs, he checks his cell phone's inbox for the tenth time in the last twenty minutes.
He is not going to text him.
He is not going to answer the text of the first dude to stood him up, ever.
Instead, he is going to wait for him, then he can stood him up back. Which he actually can't, because he hasn't been stood up per se.... He is going to stood up before he is stood up!
His night wasn't supposed to turn this epic U turn to the Valley of All the Things Lame. By this time, he was supposed to be enjoying a double pineapple split, with chocolate and mango syrup and instead he finds himself in the middle of a very busy police station, with his ass feeling cold and slightly numb because of the cheap metal bench he is currently sitting on. Seriously, can't anyone offer him a chair? To top it he is wearing a "date outfit" and this bench is ruining his new jeans.
Buzz passes by and gives him a reassuring smile. He probably still thinks that the partial vision Shawn said had brought him straight to the station is still yet to come. Instead of showing any psychic signs, he checks his cell phone's inbox for the tenth time in the last twenty minutes.
He is not going to text him.
He is not going to answer the text of the first dude to stood him up, ever.
Instead, he is going to wait for him, then he can stood him up back. Which he actually can't, because he hasn't been stood up per se.... He is going to stood up before he is stood up!