*locked from the SBPD*

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Dear lady I'm trying to save your ass from some psycho who probably watched 'Final Destination' and it's sequels too many times and is currently trying to wipe you off the map:

YOU SUCK.

So, the question is, how'd you deal with a woman with Fran Drescher's exact tone of voice, no respect for tv show schedules, a very obvious hate to LOLCATS and with

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Yeah, about that....

That's not going to work.

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You know I can't work around high pitched, nasal voices, Gus.

Besides, you two are already bonding!

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*pulls a face* You know that earplugs don't match with my face. They look dorky.

She was just being nice. Touchy nice. Besides, can you really blame her?

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I can see your mouth moving, but the words coming out of it.... They don't make any sense, not at all.

It doesn't work when you send mixed signals. It's sort of unfair and a little rude.

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*rests his feet on his desk and just gives him a look* Still not making any sense, Gus. Please tell me you're not trying any new pills? The lab rat aura doesn't match with your personality at all.

You do it all the time...

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.... *eyes go wide, sits straight so quickly he almost falls off his chair* ... Dude! I knew it! That's where the rush came from! *points his accusatory finger at him*

Oh, I don't know. All the time?

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*looks indignated, slowly raises his feet and puts them back on his desk* Dude, that doesn't make any sense. According to you I should've got that rush since I was 7. A malicious joke involving aids? That'd have worked way much better.

Please, you're more obvious than Lindsay Lohan's eating dissorder. And yeah, you do send mixed signals. Remember that crazy chick, Rachel something? The one with the weird eyes you were already discussing the name of your future children after 2 weeks of dating?

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What? I don't make aids jokes since I was 7. .... Mom would have killed me...

... *trying to hold a laugh and failing* 'Twilla'?? Really? Is that a Treekie name?