tenth saga

[diaf_askeladd]

[Guess who got an attack turkey? At some point during the epic battle between boy and turkey, the phone is knocked off the hook.]

-damn little- you're mine, you son of a- [CRASH]

Gah! Food should not fight back. Let me put you in your- what the- [SOMETHING BREAKING]

...You are strong, for something dead and cooked. But I will not lose. Come!

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Comments

[sting_like_a]

Oh, are you as much of a pig as you were as a little kid~?

[diaf_askeladd]

Even you can't ruin my good mood right now. [arfscarfarf]

[sting_like_a]

Jeez, you seemed to like me a lot better the last time we talked!

[diaf_askeladd]

That is because I was brainwashed by the town. Nothing more.

[sting_like_a]

Oh, yes, of course~ You were a lot cuter back then, though!

[diaf_askeladd]

I was a child. A stupid, ignorant child with parents to give him everything he wanted. I had no idea what the world was really like.

I'd rather be as I am now.

[sting_like_a]

There's nothing wrong with being happy and friendly!

[diaf_askeladd]

Yes there is. My father was killed because of my foolishness and Askeladd's treachery. If I hadn't...

...never mind. It doesn't concern you, woman. Stop calling me.

[sting_like_a]

You're not the only one who has it rough, you know. I've fought in a war. I've seen and done things I wish had never happened!

But I guess that doesn't matter to you, huh. Fine, fine. Have a nice meal~

[diaf_askeladd]

...Women have no place in war. [click.]