tenth saga

[diaf_askeladd]

[Guess who got an attack turkey? At some point during the epic battle between boy and turkey, the phone is knocked off the hook.]

-damn little- you're mine, you son of a- [CRASH]

Gah! Food should not fight back. Let me put you in your- what the- [SOMETHING BREAKING]

...You are strong, for something dead and cooked. But I will not lose. Come!

[CRASH

GRUNT

SNARL

STRUGGLING

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This is the greatest meal I have ever had.