[Thorfinn had barely any time to react before the blast had come, and before long a wide-eyed little boy stands in the middle of 919 Bilko Boulevard.
The boy had been ripped from the very fabric of time into an unfamiliar world, a strange land of strange contraptions and even stranger people. He was lost, frightened, confused, hungry; a whole mix of emotions cascaded through the boy's head.
With a muffled sniffle, his legs began to move, and he made it to the front door. The sun was bright, and it was warm, warmer than he was used to. Where was the snow? It had been winter back home? He was lost; irretrievably lost, and had no way of going home.
There was only one thing to do. Thorfinn, son of Thors ran out the front door, into the sunny world of 1950's suburbia, and without hesitation promptly
began to...
...pull down his pants and whiz on the front lawn.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaah... Much better!
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