The 150-word-sentence
The 150-word-sentence
This was posted as an entry on one of my communities and I thought it'd be fun to do as a crack piece. I have absolutely no reason for why Timo would be writing in third person but hey, it's crack.
EDIT: Alright, so first attempt wasn't so great. Here's a bit of a revamped version. Same sentence, just better context.
from Who Am I? A Man's Guide to Male-friendly Sex in the 21st Century by J.F. Werner with foreword by C. Linke
Day 24: Complete this sentence If I had to describe my sexuality...
Timo stares at the page, silently cursing David for wanting to be more open about their relationship. They're doing fine, thanks. He doesn't need to fill out stupid workbooks to know that. Unfortunately, he does need to do just that if he hopes on making any ground on their more private relationship.
If Timo had to describe his sexuality, it would be kind of like this: complicated-but not too complicated because he really does like girls and he really did steal that one girlfriend of David’s like David always says but she wasn’t really worth it and Timo would have given her back if it meant he could forget that week of being ignored by his BEST FRIEND forever; fluid- but not too fluid because he only likes certain guys and they’re only ones he knows really well, not guys he picks up off the street like SOME people (Jan), not saying that Timo WOULDN’T do those guys since he might if it came down to it but they’re never as appealing as the ones he gets to share hotel rooms with, NOT that that one time with that kid from Killerpilze counts since he didn’t do anything and aw, fuck it-
Timo scrunches up the workbook page and tosses it away, too frustrated to give a shit about anything except getting the fuck away from these stupid workbook questions.
He leaves the room.
Ten minutes later…
Timo scrambles to find the page on the floor. He straightens it out and erases everything furiously, realizing that there are some things he doesn't want to be found lying around the bandhouse.
So.
If Timo had to-
