My last post was the end of that bullshit drama. No matter what, I'm not talking about it again. So here's something happy and drama-free. This is the cute little poem Audra was sending around (an rl friend I went out with on New Year's):
When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a
spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you...
When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.
When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of there.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I'll laugh and then pick you up and dust you off.
This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask --
because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.