Sentences from WIPs meme

[dhampyresa]

Stolen from somebraveapollo and in honour of the fact that I've been winning NaNoWriMo so far. Fanfic and original fic all jumbled up together, by the way.

1. She doesn't know what it is with gods and not being straightforward but it is rather annoying.
2. The man had other things on his mind than dealing with youths that might have been girls or might have been boys or might have been neither.
3. There are no bragging rights to be had about bringing about the end of all things.
4. And so our story starts with a clash of the ancient and the modern, a clash of the fictional and the factual, but mostly a clash of bumper and knees.
5. War turned her into a soldier when she wasn't looking.
6. Until the next day, when Tywin goes back to his delusions of fighting crime.
7. How fucked up is her life that she wishes Doctor Doom were his usual supervillain self?
8. By ‘delegation’, read ‘assassin squad’ and by ‘small’ read ‘large’.
9. Then Batgirl went away and the world ended.
10. And inside her head, her thoughts ticked away, tick-tock, until she found what she was looking for, tick-tock, ding.
11. It would not be the first time a spirit found legends about themselves to be hilarious.
12. What they don't tell you about immortality is: everyone you love dies and then you miss them forever, because that's all the time you have to miss them in.
13. The thing about the Holy Grail is that it isn't, strictly speaking, a cup.
14. That, of course, is when everything goes to shit and the other alien empire shows up.
15. The god of death, the god of thunder and the god of the dark had a favour to ask of the girl in the forest.
16. "We buried him," Embla says, because it's better than saying she killed him (but no less true).
17. They don't have the friendliest of relationships, Setesh and the Morrigan, but they have known each other for thousands of years and that counts for something.
18. Worst of all, she remembers the way they wore her siblings’ faces.
19. “You’re not going to kill me.”
20. Lola is a crow in human form.
21. “And the noises he makes when he dies, I swear, he does it on purpose just to spite me!”
22. She kissed him to his death, once.
23. She travels into Hell for him, because he’s a friend and she left him alone in the dark.
24. Nyx settles down and does not pick a card, any card.
25. Scipio sets #BattleOfZama to trending on purpose.
26. That's how Darcy enters Doctor Doom's notice and, simultaneously, his good graces.
27. “It’s a bit drab, don’t you think?”
28. No one's lived there since Rendell left and that was - almost precisely as long as Luke was dead.
29. Tommy hasn’t told anyone about how fast he can run yet.
30. (Truth be told, had she known, she would have done the same thing.)
31. "Teddy, we need to talk about your secret-keeping skills," Kate says.
32. She is the Doom that came to Latveria.
33. He was her friend and she wasn’t about to kill him just because someone said to.
34. Parker lands and the world shifts sideways.
35. When he's done passing out, he has no idea where he is, buthe does know exactly how fast he's going and because he's a physicist, he finds that hilarious.
36. I had met him one night when I was at Fairy-fingers El’s waiting for her to re-attach my arm that had been torn off after a bad run-in with a pack of wolves (ordinary wolves, not werewolves). 
37. "Next time you try to kill someone I care about, I'll make sure to be timely in my revenge."
38. If they did have gods, they would be the gods of fire and charcoal, nuclear waste and cloud factories, electricity and information.
39. Ask doesn’t seem bothered by her new murderer status, but she doesn’t seem bothered by Niels’ murderer status either, so it probably says more about Ask than Embla.