I don't know if anyone still comes here, but those who do most likely know
what JKR went and did (and just when I was getting over the... monstrosity that was TDH, too). In any case, I thought I'd share this little gem I found. Someone took the song "Kyle's Mom Is a Stupid Bitch" from "South Park" and re-wrote it to befit JKR (and they went beyond just replacing "Kyle's mom" with "JK Rowling")!
Here it is (for those unfamiliar with the original song,
here's an mp3).