Once more with feeling

[continuetopray]

[From the confused look on his face he may as well have a big flashing sign on his head that reads 'New arrival'.  Most of the residents of the DR are probably used to it, but what they likely won't be used to is the man himself. After all, this persona is normally wearing Allen's face, but that's where the fun of AUs comes in.]

((Lets try this

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[clownhate]

... [Allen peers up at him for a moment, wondering if this is yet another Tyki and if this one is likely to be secretly a crazy Noah version]

Looks like you're lost.

[continuetopray]

[Oh holy not right Batman! Kneeling down and grabbing Allen's face, peering in close at him] Allen??

[clownhate]

Ahh! Lemme go, lemme go! [he pulls back out of Phillip's grip] So what if my name's Allen?

[continuetopray]

[Lets him pull back, staring] You're all small... You're not meant to be such a midget, did you shrink in the wash or something?

[clownhate]

[That just makes Allen incredibly huffy. He glares.]

I'm not a midget! I'm still growing and I'm gonna get really tall, you'll see!

[continuetopray]

Yeah... Really tall, up to here. [Raises his hand high] But you should be up here, why are you all the way down there?

[clownhate]

Oh...yeah, I s'pose you must be new. I'm not the Allen you know. You're in a weird place now, Tyki.

[continuetopray]

[adnasljka] ...How do you know that guy? I'm not Tyki, I'm your Uncle, what's... What the hell is this??

[clownhate]

[Well, this is a surprise to him. Cue some confused babble.]

Uncle? No way! I mean, maybe in your world I'm your family, but I'm definitely not, and what do you mean you aren't Tyki? You look lots like him!

[continuetopray]

Phillip, say it with me, Phil-lip. You were never meant to know Tyki, where did you hear about him? And what's all this talk about worlds? [I AM SO CONFUSED D:]

[clownhate]

Fine, fine. Phillip. Of course I know Tyki, he's here in this place too and - tch, this isn't going to get us anywhere. Just a sec.

[he fishes around in his pocket for one of the 'Welcome to the Dressing Room' pamphlets, and offers it to Phillip]

Here, I should've given this to you right away.

[continuetopray]

[Uggggh, reading through the pamphlet this doesn't ease my confusion any more]

...I'd say this is impossible, but you're pretty convincing evidence otherwise. Can't I just say this is a dream and be done with it?

[clownhate]

...You can, but you're not gonna wake up from this. Get used to it.

[continuetopray]

That's no fun, let me live in delusion for a little longer.

...So, if you don't know me, do you know Mana?

[clownhate]

You know Mana? [his interest seems to perk up] Mana's my dad. Adopted. How come you know him?

[continuetopray]

I'm his brother of course~ What did you think I meant by uncle?