QotD

[dglenn]

"Ethics in a Nutshell", by davechicken, 2005-05-06: Morality: The act of wearing socks. Thus: Moral person: One who wears socks.
Amorality: The state of one who has no socks.
Immorality: The state of one who has socks and chooses not to wear them.
Weakness of Will: The state of having socks but being

Comments

[ice_hesitant]

Your hatred of ethics makes baby LPetrazickis cry.^-^

[red_frog]

Making someone who wears two pairs at the same time hopelessly oversocksed.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

[qfyd]

What would take make Einstein? He stopped wearing socks because his always got holes in them far too quickly...

[justgus37]

So, what about hose? Are they considered socks? How about footy pajamas? Or the toe socks that japanese kibuki players (and ninjas) wear? Are panyhose pants or socks? We extend the analogy...

Metaphysics: The act of defining what is a sock.
Politics: Government that either requires ro allows people to wear socks and prevents or tolerates when people do not.

[realinterrobang]

To which we can add...

Philosophy: The gnosis of socks.
Sociology: The epistemology of socks.

I need to go back to school... ;)

[dglenn]

Hosen, pantyhose, and tights count as socks.

Not sure about footy pajamas yet.

[uilos]

What about the people who go out to buy more socks rather than launder the dirty ones that they have?