QotD
"Ethics in a Nutshell", by davechicken, 2005-05-06: Morality: The act of wearing socks. Thus: Moral person: One who wears socks.
Amorality: The state of one who has no socks.
Immorality: The state of one who has socks and chooses not to wear them.
Weakness of Will: The state of having socks but being too lazy to put them in the washing machine, thus ending up with no socks to wear, despite having them.
To which tangentialone added (in a comment): Holier-than-thou: white socks with black sandals.