Crack + Plot = ?
Boredom. Crackplots are always the product of boredom. And Tia has a list of things that she would like to do to people just to see how it all turns out. So there will be random objects placed about the mansion. These objects could be absolutely anything at all, from pens to lamps to cookies. The first person to touch a crackplot'd object (or eat it, in the case of the cookies) gets turned into an animal. Now. Doesn't that sound like fun?