...and really bad eggs.
Remember how there was a pirate ship in the main room earlier this year?
Well, now it's on a much more sensible day and is ostensibly replacing open posts for the various older characters that are being dragged into it by a certain miniature pirate. Captain Jack Sparrow Junior at your service, mates, with a ship that looks much better than the cobbled-together affair from last year mostly because his 'Mechanic', one Amber Tam, actually knows something about ships. And pirates, of a sort. Of course, TROUBLE is still co-Captain, as she'd never miss out on something like this.
Samuel Crowley was their prop provider (he couldn't help giving them fake swords and eye patches the minute he found them) as well as a part of the main crew, and is currently making a passable pirate-- more convincing than anybody else, at least. Elijah is currently looking rather confused as the ship's Navigator (he has the 'proper technology', was what Amber told the Captain) with laptop in hand, and Demosthenes Pendergast is-- well, let's just say that with him aboard, the Captain doesn't fear attacks from rival ships. Demosthenes may be short, but he's (for once!) the tallest and most intimidating one there. Which isn't saying much.
And beware-- just like before, the 5 year-old Captain and the apocalyptic co-Captain will approach anybody who passes by and attempt to recruit them for his ship. They're stubborn, they're the 'Cursed Browncoat Pirates of Glitterland' battling the 'British Alliance Navy of the Elephant Graveyard', and worst of all, Jack Jr. has taken to copying Amber's speech patterns a little so his grammar is going to be atrocious.
Typist: Open post for all of them! Feel free to bother anyone, have your character be dragged in by ickle!Jack, etc. Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
ETA: ...wtf, I didn't change that? IGNORE MY ERROR.
Well, now it's on a much more sensible day and is ostensibly replacing open posts for the various older characters that are being dragged into it by a certain miniature pirate. Captain Jack Sparrow Junior at your service, mates, with a ship that looks much better than the cobbled-together affair from last year mostly because his 'Mechanic', one Amber Tam, actually knows something about ships. And pirates, of a sort. Of course, TROUBLE is still co-Captain, as she'd never miss out on something like this.
Samuel Crowley was their prop provider (he couldn't help giving them fake swords and eye patches the minute he found them) as well as a part of the main crew, and is currently making a passable pirate-- more convincing than anybody else, at least. Elijah is currently looking rather confused as the ship's Navigator (he has the 'proper technology', was what Amber told the Captain) with laptop in hand, and Demosthenes Pendergast is-- well, let's just say that with him aboard, the Captain doesn't fear attacks from rival ships. Demosthenes may be short, but he's (for once!) the tallest and most intimidating one there. Which isn't saying much.
And beware-- just like before, the 5 year-old Captain and the apocalyptic co-Captain will approach anybody who passes by and attempt to recruit them for his ship. They're stubborn, they're the 'Cursed Browncoat Pirates of Glitterland' battling the 'British Alliance Navy of the Elephant Graveyard', and worst of all, Jack Jr. has taken to copying Amber's speech patterns a little so his grammar is going to be atrocious.
Typist: Open post for all of them! Feel free to bother anyone, have your character be dragged in by ickle!Jack, etc. Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
ETA: ...wtf, I didn't change that? IGNORE MY ERROR.