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[sarcastic_kitty]

Maja: Is Meta reading about sex to a four year old?
Ally: Yes.
Peri:.....yes.



* Perilurks is now known as Metatron
Metatron:*FLAMES IN. YES. :D*
Nemesis:*......SHORT*
Metatron:... -Again-?!
Nemesis:....*CONFUSED* *Stuck goo in Easter's bed last night*
Metatron:*...siiiiiighs* You're very prone to this sort of thing, aren't you, Nemesis?
Nemesis:.....*Blink* Maybe?
Metatron:...*shakes his head*
Nemesis:*Beams* *HAPPY* *And stuff*
Metatron:At least you're cute this way.
Nemesis:I am?
Metatron:Very.
Nemesis:Is that good?
Metatron:Yes.
Nemesis:Okay!
Nemesis:Meta??? *OMGCUTE*
Metatron:*blinks* Yes, Nemesis? *PWNEDBYCUTE*
Nemesis:Where do babies come from. *Is about....4 this time, for the record*
Nemesis:*?
Metatron:...
Metatron:...-babies-?
Nemesis:*YOU KNOW THE CUTE PWNS YOU* Mhmm. Babies!
Metatron:...
Metatron:*facepalms, blushing justaneensybit* What kind of question --
Nemesis:*INNOCENT*
Metatron:That -- the -- ... *picks up Nem, carries her into the kitchen, sets her on the counter* ...I'm not sure how to begin.
Nemesis:*Blink* Oh. Choose a place?
Metatron:*...whisper in the ear. yes. something about "when a man and a woman love each other very very much..." -- along those lines*
Nemesis:................*Blink* Um.
Metatron:...
Metatron:Yes?
Nemesis:Um.
Metatron:...Go on.
Nemesis:I don't really get it.
Nemesis:[....DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STORK?]
Metatron:... *hands her a copy of "Where Did I Come From?"*
Metatron:[HE CAN'T LIE...!]
Constantine: (... I HAVE THAT BOOK!)
Metatron:[... SO DID I.]
Nemesis:[...*Didn't* *Is really in the dark about this*]
Metatron:[It's basically a rudimentary explanation of: anatomy, sex, the birth cycle.]
Nemesis:....*Can't read, really* *is Four* *Blinks* *Looks at Meta* Okaaaaaaaaaay.............
Nemesis:[kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay]
Metatron:...
Metatron:*reads it aloud!*
Nemesis:*Blink* *Blink* Oh.
Metatron:*hands her the book solemnly, having turned bright red* And that's where babies come from, Nemesis.
Nemesis:.............*Eyes get wide* Oh.
Metatron:*nodsnods* Understand?
Nemesis:Maybe?
Metatron:...That's as good as it's going to get.
Nemesis:*Brightly* Okay!
Metatron:*muttermutter* ...angelic integrity... *mutter*
Nemesis:*Giggles*
Metatron:*siiighs and sits next to her*
Nemesis:*HUG* You're red.
Metatron:*hugcling* I know I am.
Nemesis:Whyyyyyyyy? *Clingsback,yes*
Metatron:Because I'm embarrassed.
Nemesis:What's that?
Metatron:...Because. *pokes*
Nemesis:*Squeaks and giggles and clings...wow, that's a lot* Oooh.