LOW FAT TEA?!
Yesss, so this log isn't so much "important" as.......... well, it has Christine!! in it, so it self-evidently won't be exactly deep and meaningful, right? Christine asks her BESTFRIENDFOREVER, Cho, how one makes tea. Cho kindly explains and does not strangle Christine. Meta helps and is be/amused.
Also, I had to post it. XD
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First, a little OOC episode which (sort of) explains the mythical substance known as "low-fat tea":
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Christine joined the chat room.
Marius:Keller: *waves, but is taken over by angry!Marius*
Christine-YAY:*WAVES* *and goes off to find low fat tea ^^*
Feanaro:[[LOW FAT TEA?!]]
Christine-YAY:[[yess, indeedy. Christine's watching her figure, you know!!]]
Thranduil:[[Eeewww!!]]
Feanaro:[[... there is fat in normal tea?!]]
Jake:[[ OMG HAHAHAHA ]]
Metatron:[...no. XD]
Thranduil:[[...depends on the amount of sugar you put in it. XD]]
Jake:[[ ...Then there's fat in -my- tea >.> ]]
Christine-YAY:[[all intricacies of tea-makinga are a closed book to Christine!!]]
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And now the feature presentation:
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Cho joined the chat room.
Cho: *oh oh oh, is...here.*
Christine-YAY:*comes back from kitchen, without tea*
Christine-YAY:Mr Metatron... Oooh, CHO! Hi!!
Metatron:*...blinks*
Cho:O__O! *waves at Christine!!!!!!1111*
Christine-YAY:Hiii!!! *runs over and hugs*
Cho:Oof! *is hug'd!* Hullo there.
Christine-YAY:Cho-o, do -you- know how to make low-fat tea?! I was going to ask Mr. Metatron as he made such nice tea last time
Metatron:...does low-fat tea exist...?
Christine-YAY:Yes!! You made some for me!!
Metatron:...well, yes, but... tea doesn't have fat in the first place.
Cho:*blinks*
Christine-YAY:What?!
Christine-YAY:Then how can it be low-fat?!
Metatron:*shrugs* I just didn't add any sugar or cream.
Christine-YAY:Oooooh... well that was clever! *looks slightly bewildered*
Metatron:*sighs and shakes his head, but luckily is in a Very Good Mood, so*
Christine-YAY:*is also in a Very Good Mood... surprisingly enough*
Cho:*....SECRETLY WANTS TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE*[
Christine-YAY:So, Cho, in that case, do you know how to make tea -without- sugar or cream?
Christine-YAY:*!
Metatron:*...facepalms*
Christine-YAY:[[gah, mustn't forget the exclamation marks!!!]]
Cho:
Umm... of course!
Cho:[XDD]
Christine-YAY:Would you be a dear and teach me?! I would so like to have some tea!! We could go and make some together!!
Metatron:*is amazed -- it's somebody STUPIDER than him*
Christine-YAY:*is... happily oblivious?*
Feanaro:*hides behind his cup of tea in the hope that Christine will not notice him, because OME the stupidity HURTS*
Christine-YAY:*will notice sooner or later, if not distracted, anyone pretty in the room!*
Feanaro:*darn.*
Metatron:*...is quite pretty, actually, but... um*
Christine-YAY:*thinks Metatron is wonderful and shiny and pretty and most importantly makes really good low fat tea and high fat cookies*
Cho:*mock!happy* Sure thing! That's what best mates are for, right? *cheesy wide grin*
Cho:*mock!excited, more like*
Metatron:*oddlooks Cho*
Christine-YAY:Oooh, that's so nice of you! *grabs Cho's arm and bounces off to kitchen*
Metatron:*...follows out of sheer morbid curiosity*
Cho:*is taken away! and looks back at Meta and mouths 'HELP'*
Christine-YAY:Soo... how exactly does one go about this?! It must be frightfully complicated!!
Cho:Mmm, quite. Well, let's see...*opens up the cupboard and gets a teabag* Get the cups, will you?
Metatron:You realize that it's the exact same process as making normal tea. You just... don't add sugar or cream.
Christine-YAY:
Alright.....! *opens cupboards with determination*
Cho:*mutters* She's too thick to notice...
Metatron:*glances at Cho and sighs in a long-suffering sort of way*
Christine-YAY:Here!!! *two rose-petal-cup-type-things*
Cho:Good, good. Now...we need hot water--
Metatron:I can provide that.
Christine-YAY:*watches with bated breath*
Cho:*smiles* Wonderful. Thanks, Meta.
Metatron:*angelmods up a kettle full of water and touches the side of it -- the whole "flaming" thing can be useful* You're very welcome. *pulls his hand away and looks critically at the kettle* ...There.
Cho:Fantastic. Soo...watch me carefully Christine, this next step is -EXTREMELY- difficult. !!!!! *amusion*
Christine-YAY:*STARES*
Metatron:*carefully manages not to laugh and instead perches on the counter*
Christine-YAY:*EYES LIKE FREAKILY WIDE*
Cho:*gets the kettle* Wait for it, wait for it.... *takes it and pours the water IN OMG?!!!* THERE!
Christine-YAY:...Oooh! *head on one side and looks at kettle*
Cho:*pouring water into cups* It gets better, trust me!
Christine-YAY:Is that tea, then?!
Metatron:...Not quite.
Cho:*snorts* The best is yet to come.
Cho:*takes the teabag*
Christine-YAY:*anticipation*
Cho:*puts it into the cup* *beams* Oh, bless it! I actually did it right!
Christine-YAY:[[*soo deaded*]]
Cho:[XDDD]
Christine-YAY:Is THAT tea then?!!
Cho:*dips the teabag into the cup repeatedly* Amazingly, yes-- this is the non-fat tea of your dreams. Without sugar or cream or milk, or what have you.
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Christine-YAY:Ohh, Cho, that's wonderful! *hearts*
Metatron:*shakes his head and angelmods himself a nice big mug of hot tea, complete with lots of cream and at least two sugarcubes*
Cho:*smiles* Do you think you could handle it, Christine?
Christine-YAY:I think so!!
Christine-YAY:But I do like the way Mr Metatron makes tea!
Cho:....Oh.
Christine-YAY:I don't suppose I could learn to do that?!
Metatron:*looks up* ...It's angelic tea.
Christine-YAY:Angelic?! Ooooh, how exciting! Does it always appear just like that?!
Metatron:Er. Well, yes. It... comes with being an -angel-.
Christine-YAY:*wistful sigh* O! To be an angel! You are very lucky, you know!!
Metatron:*blinks* I am?
Christine-YAY:Yes!! You can FLY, and and... make tea... and do all sorts of wonderful exciting things!
Cho:*in admiration* I'd love to be an angel.
Christine-YAY:Me too!
Metatron:Oh, um. Well. Er. It's not all that wonderful, really. *shrugs*
Christine-YAY:You're just being modest so we won't be positively -overcome- with jealously! That is very considerate of you, of course!
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I also dug up some extracts from the original Origins of Low-Fat Tea Log a couple weeks(?) ago... It is also the Long Log of Inky-Fingered Writer-Boy Bonding and what the Denmark is up with Christine!!-->Keller and far too many characters talking in square brackets and asterisks and all sorts, oh my!
...I just realised how many potential crackfed pairings could be drawn from here...
Also, I had to post it. XD
-
First, a little OOC episode which (sort of) explains the mythical substance known as "low-fat tea":
-
Christine joined the chat room.
Marius:Keller: *waves, but is taken over by angry!Marius*
Christine-YAY:*WAVES* *and goes off to find low fat tea ^^*
Feanaro:[[LOW FAT TEA?!]]
Christine-YAY:[[yess, indeedy. Christine's watching her figure, you know!!]]
Thranduil:[[Eeewww!!]]
Feanaro:[[... there is fat in normal tea?!]]
Jake:[[ OMG HAHAHAHA ]]
Metatron:[...no. XD]
Thranduil:[[...depends on the amount of sugar you put in it. XD]]
Jake:[[ ...Then there's fat in -my- tea >.> ]]
Christine-YAY:[[all intricacies of tea-makinga are a closed book to Christine!!]]
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And now the feature presentation:
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Cho joined the chat room.
Cho: *oh oh oh, is...here.*
Christine-YAY:*comes back from kitchen, without tea*
Christine-YAY:Mr Metatron... Oooh, CHO! Hi!!
Metatron:*...blinks*
Cho:O__O! *waves at Christine!!!!!!1111*
Christine-YAY:Hiii!!! *runs over and hugs*
Cho:Oof! *is hug'd!* Hullo there.
Christine-YAY:Cho-o, do -you- know how to make low-fat tea?! I was going to ask Mr. Metatron as he made such nice tea last time
Metatron:...does low-fat tea exist...?
Christine-YAY:Yes!! You made some for me!!
Metatron:...well, yes, but... tea doesn't have fat in the first place.
Cho:*blinks*
Christine-YAY:What?!
Christine-YAY:Then how can it be low-fat?!
Metatron:*shrugs* I just didn't add any sugar or cream.
Christine-YAY:Oooooh... well that was clever! *looks slightly bewildered*
Metatron:*sighs and shakes his head, but luckily is in a Very Good Mood, so*
Christine-YAY:*is also in a Very Good Mood... surprisingly enough*
Cho:*....SECRETLY WANTS TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE*[
Christine-YAY:So, Cho, in that case, do you know how to make tea -without- sugar or cream?
Christine-YAY:*!
Metatron:*...facepalms*
Christine-YAY:[[gah, mustn't forget the exclamation marks!!!]]
Cho:
Umm... of course!
Cho:[XDD]
Christine-YAY:Would you be a dear and teach me?! I would so like to have some tea!! We could go and make some together!!
Metatron:*is amazed -- it's somebody STUPIDER than him*
Christine-YAY:*is... happily oblivious?*
Feanaro:*hides behind his cup of tea in the hope that Christine will not notice him, because OME the stupidity HURTS*
Christine-YAY:*will notice sooner or later, if not distracted, anyone pretty in the room!*
Feanaro:*darn.*
Metatron:*...is quite pretty, actually, but... um*
Christine-YAY:*thinks Metatron is wonderful and shiny and pretty and most importantly makes really good low fat tea and high fat cookies*
Cho:*mock!happy* Sure thing! That's what best mates are for, right? *cheesy wide grin*
Cho:*mock!excited, more like*
Metatron:*oddlooks Cho*
Christine-YAY:Oooh, that's so nice of you! *grabs Cho's arm and bounces off to kitchen*
Metatron:*...follows out of sheer morbid curiosity*
Cho:*is taken away! and looks back at Meta and mouths 'HELP'*
Christine-YAY:Soo... how exactly does one go about this?! It must be frightfully complicated!!
Cho:Mmm, quite. Well, let's see...*opens up the cupboard and gets a teabag* Get the cups, will you?
Metatron:You realize that it's the exact same process as making normal tea. You just... don't add sugar or cream.
Christine-YAY:
Alright.....! *opens cupboards with determination*
Cho:*mutters* She's too thick to notice...
Metatron:*glances at Cho and sighs in a long-suffering sort of way*
Christine-YAY:Here!!! *two rose-petal-cup-type-things*
Cho:Good, good. Now...we need hot water--
Metatron:I can provide that.
Christine-YAY:*watches with bated breath*
Cho:*smiles* Wonderful. Thanks, Meta.
Metatron:*angelmods up a kettle full of water and touches the side of it -- the whole "flaming" thing can be useful* You're very welcome. *pulls his hand away and looks critically at the kettle* ...There.
Cho:Fantastic. Soo...watch me carefully Christine, this next step is -EXTREMELY- difficult. !!!!! *amusion*
Christine-YAY:*STARES*
Metatron:*carefully manages not to laugh and instead perches on the counter*
Christine-YAY:*EYES LIKE FREAKILY WIDE*
Cho:*gets the kettle* Wait for it, wait for it.... *takes it and pours the water IN OMG?!!!* THERE!
Christine-YAY:...Oooh! *head on one side and looks at kettle*
Cho:*pouring water into cups* It gets better, trust me!
Christine-YAY:Is that tea, then?!
Metatron:...Not quite.
Cho:*snorts* The best is yet to come.
Cho:*takes the teabag*
Christine-YAY:*anticipation*
Cho:*puts it into the cup* *beams* Oh, bless it! I actually did it right!
Christine-YAY:[[*soo deaded*]]
Cho:[XDDD]
Christine-YAY:Is THAT tea then?!!
Cho:*dips the teabag into the cup repeatedly* Amazingly, yes-- this is the non-fat tea of your dreams. Without sugar or cream or milk, or what have you.
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Christine-YAY:Ohh, Cho, that's wonderful! *hearts*
Metatron:*shakes his head and angelmods himself a nice big mug of hot tea, complete with lots of cream and at least two sugarcubes*
Cho:*smiles* Do you think you could handle it, Christine?
Christine-YAY:I think so!!
Christine-YAY:But I do like the way Mr Metatron makes tea!
Cho:....Oh.
Christine-YAY:I don't suppose I could learn to do that?!
Metatron:*looks up* ...It's angelic tea.
Christine-YAY:Angelic?! Ooooh, how exciting! Does it always appear just like that?!
Metatron:Er. Well, yes. It... comes with being an -angel-.
Christine-YAY:*wistful sigh* O! To be an angel! You are very lucky, you know!!
Metatron:*blinks* I am?
Christine-YAY:Yes!! You can FLY, and and... make tea... and do all sorts of wonderful exciting things!
Cho:*in admiration* I'd love to be an angel.
Christine-YAY:Me too!
Metatron:Oh, um. Well. Er. It's not all that wonderful, really. *shrugs*
Christine-YAY:You're just being modest so we won't be positively -overcome- with jealously! That is very considerate of you, of course!
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I also dug up some extracts from the original Origins of Low-Fat Tea Log a couple weeks(?) ago... It is also the Long Log of Inky-Fingered Writer-Boy Bonding and what the Denmark is up with Christine!!-->Keller and far too many characters talking in square brackets and asterisks and all sorts, oh my!
...I just realised how many potential crackfed pairings could be drawn from here...