Warning: Crack log.

[duva]

When Courfeyrac (the virgin) and Bahorel (the pacifist) have IC to themselves, crack happens. All-caps, OOC crack. Be warned.

Comments

[fish_bananas]

...

MY SOUL. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[duva]

I'M SORRY, FISH ;__;

[fish_bananas]

God I love you so much. XDDDDD And Bahorel the Pacifist

[duva]

♥

[fish_bananas]

MUCH       LOVE.

[duva]

Augh the colours, they burn!

[red_waistcoat]

IF I WASN'T SUCH A SWEET AND GENTLE PACIFIST I WOULD SO POINT AND LAUGH.

[red_waistcoat]

HE'S AFTER HIS VIRGIN SACRIFICE, YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT.

[red_waistcoat]

MAYBE YOU COULD GET THE PATRON-MINETTE TO PROTECT YOU!

[red_waistcoat]

Just watch out for that useless cop.

[red_waistcoat]

Pah! Really, the police these days!