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Warning: Crack log.
When Courfeyrac (the virgin) and Bahorel (the pacifist) have IC to themselves, crack happens. All-caps, OOC crack. Be warned.
[14:35] Bahorel: GUESS WHAT.
[14:36] Bahorel: I AM SECRETLY A PACIFIST!
[14:36] Feyrac: . . .
[14:36] Feyrac: HUGO WAS WRONG ALL THE TIME?!
[14:36] Feyrac: OR WERE YOU REALLY GOOD AT HIDING IT?
[14:36] Bahorel: HE WAS LYING!
[14:37] Feyrac: ...OH GOD
[14:37] Feyrac: I'M A VIRGIN.
[14:37] Bahorel: AND ENJOLRAS IS A CASANOVA
[14:37] Feyrac: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
[14:37] Feyrac: I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT. ;_____;
[14:37] Feyrac: FEUILLY IS THE PRINCE OF POLAND, ISN'T HE. ;_________;
[14:37] Bahorel: YES
[14:37] Bahorel: AND BOSSUET IS VERY HAIRY
[14:37] Feyrac: HE'S GOING TO BEHEAD ME. ;__________;
[14:37] Feyrac: AHHHHHHHH
[14:38] Feyrac: ...I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT JOLY IS
[14:38] Bahorel: ... ME NEITHER
[14:38] Feyrac: ...AN EXTREME SPORTSMAN?
[14:38] Bahorel: YES!
[14:38] Feyrac: OH GOD
[14:38] Feyrac: HE DOES EXTREME IRONING, I BET
[14:38] Bahorel: AND HAS MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS PERFORMED ON HIMSELF FOR CASH
[14:38] Feyrac: OH GOD
[14:39] Feyrac: THE POOR BOY
[14:39] Bahorel: AND 'FERRE --
[14:39] Bahorel: 'FERRE IS A VIOLENT VIOLENT PERSON
[14:40] Feyrac: MY WORLD IS TILTING--!
[14:40] Feyrac: JEHAN IS --
[14:40] Feyrac: JEHAN RAPS.
[14:40] Bahorel: YES
[14:41] Bahorel: WITH LOADS OF CRUDE WORDS
[14:41] Feyrac: OOOOOODLES. ;______;
[14:41] Feyrac: HUGO, OH HUGO--!
[14:42] Feyrac: LANOIRE SUPPORTS HER LITTLE FAMILY BY WHORING HERSELF, DOESN'T SHE OH GOD.
[14:43] Bahorel: AND GRANTAIRE IS THE FOUNDER OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
[14:44] Feyrac: HE SUSTAINS THE ORGANIZATION BY HIS WINNINGS AT BEAUTY CONTESTS
[14:45] Feyrac: OH DEAR GOD FEUILLY WILL BEHEAD ME I CAN'T STOP WORRYING.
[14:45] Bahorel: A VIRGIN SACRIFICE!
[14:45] Feyrac: *WAILS*
[14:46] Feyrac: BUT MARIUS WILL SAVE ME, SINCE HE IS OBVIOUSLY BRAVE AND HYPERINTELLIGENT.
[14:46] Bahorel: YES!
[14:46] Bahorel: AND ALSO IN LOVE WITH EPONINE!
[14:46] Bahorel: WHO IS GORGEOUS AND SMART AND LOVELY!
[14:46] Feyrac: BUT ALAS, SHE IS IN LOVE WITH LANOIRE!
[14:46] Bahorel: YES!
[14:47] Feyrac: WHO, SADLY ENOUGH, HAS EYES ONLY FOR THE CASANOVA ENJOLRAS.
[14:47] Bahorel: OF COURSE!
[14:47] Bahorel: BUT ENJOLRAS DOESN'T SEE HER!
[14:47] Feyrac: WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR PATR -- WAIT, THAT'S HUGO, NEVER MIND.
[14:47] Feyrac: BECAUSE ENJOLRAS IS BLIND!
[14:47] Bahorel: YES!
[14:47] Feyrac: AND LEADS A REVOLUTION FOR THE HANDICAPPED!
[14:47] Bahorel: AND SHAGGING ALL OF PARIS!
[14:47] Feyrac: TOTALLY!
[14:48] Bahorel: AND VALJEAN IS A HARDENED CRIMINAL
[14:48] Feyrac: SOMETIMES WORKING AS A TEAM WITH LANOIRE!
[14:48] Feyrac: ...OH GOD!
[14:48] Bahorel: WHO ONLY GETS AWAY BECAUSE THE ONLY POLICEMAN IN FRANCE IS SUCH A SLACKER!
[14:48] Feyrac: BUT THE ELITE DETECTIVE FORCE KNOWN ONLY AS THE PATRON-MINETTE IS QUICK TO THE CHASE.
[14:49] Bahorel: YES!
[14:49] Feyrac: HOWEVER, NOT EVEN THEY CAN FIGURE OUT THE MASTERFUL CRIMES OF THE ONE AND ONLY MYRIEL...
[14:50] Bahorel: WHO IS WORKING WITH MABEUF
[14:50] Feyrac: A SPECIALIZER IN FORGERIES
[14:51] Bahorel: *NODNOD* AND THEN THERE'S THE SWEET AND TENDER MME. THENARDIER
[14:51] Bahorel: WHO CARES FOR ALL OF THE HOMELESS ORPHAN BOYS
[14:51] Feyrac: AND RUNS A SOUP KITCHEN WITH THE SOFTHEARTED M. THENARDIER
[14:51] Feyrac: THIS HUGO CHAP IS PATHOLOGICAL.
[14:51] Bahorel: YEP!
[14:51] *** You are now known as BahorelThePacifist.
[14:52] Feyrac: OH GOD IT'S IN YOUR NAME. ;_______;
[14:52] Feyrac: DO I NEED TO CHANGE MINE TO FIT THE TRUTH TOO?!
[14:52] BahorelThePacifist: YES!
[14:52] BahorelThePacifist: THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD
[14:52] Feyrac: OH GOD IT'S HARD GETTING USED TO THE FACT THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY ACTION FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS
[14:52] BahorelThePacifist: JUST DO IT!
[14:52] *** Feyrac is now known as RacTheVirgin.
[14:52] RacTheVirgin: IT HURTS
[14:53] BahorelThePacifist: BWAHAHAHAH!
[14:53] RacTheVirgin: OHHHH PRECIOUS IT HURTSSSS USSS
[14:53] RacTheVirgin: ;________;
[14:53] RacTheVirgin: BUT ACHILLE. I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER THAT WOULD MEAN LES AMIS ARE ALL SCREWING EACH OTHER OR ALL STEADY WITH OUR MISTRESSES.
[14:53] BahorelThePacifist: .... GOOD QUESTION
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: THEY ARE ALL STEADY WITH THEIR MISTRESSES
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: EXCEPT YOU, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A VIRGIN
[14:54] RacTheVirgin: ALL I KNOW IS THAT I DON'T GET ANY ACTION EITHER WAY -- YES
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: AND THEN ENJOLRAS TRIES TO SEDUCE THEM ALL
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: EVERY DAY
[14:54] RacTheVirgin: OH GOD
[14:54] RacTheVirgin: AND SUCCEEDS
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: YES
[14:54] RacTheVirgin: ......*sobs silently*
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: EXCEPT YOU!
[14:55] RacTheVirgin: EXCEPT ME. ;_________;
[14:55] BahorelThePacifist: BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOOD BOURGEOUIS BOY!
[14:55] BahorelThePacifist: WHO LIVES TO UPHOLD HIS GOOD FAMILY NAME!
[14:55] RacTheVirgin: ...ACTUALLY, I'M A BLUE-COLLAR WORKER...
[14:56] BahorelThePacifist: AND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR PARTICLE!
[14:57] RacTheVirgin: I AM. OH GOD. I'M UNFASHIONABLE. ;____;
[14:58] BahorelThePacifist: AND I AM A GOOD LAW STUDENT
[14:59] RacTheVirgin: I DAYDREAM ALL DAY, DO YOU KNOW.
[14:59] RacTheVirgin: BUT ALAS, YOU ARE TOO SICKLY TO BECOME A LAWYER.
[15:00] BahorelThePacifist: TRAGIC!
[15:00] RacTheVirgin: INDUBITABLY! WE MUST HAVE A WORD WITH M. HUGO.
[15:00] BahorelThePacifist: BESIDES, I'D NEVER GET A JOB BECAUSE MARIUS IS THE BEST LAWYER EVER
[15:00] RacTheVirgin: MUCH AS HOW JAVERT IS THE WORST POLICEMAN EVER
[15:00] BahorelThePacifist: YES!
[15:00] RacTheVirgin: HOW IS YOUR CONSUMPTION, MY FRAIL DEAR?
[15:01] BahorelThePacifist: NEVER FEAR, DR JOLY WILL CURE ME
[15:01] RacTheVirgin: BUT HE IS SO RECKLESS...!
[15:01] BahorelThePacifist: BUT SO BRAVE!
[15:02] RacTheVirgin: AND FIERCE...
[15:02] RacTheVirgin: BUT ON SUCH HORRID TERMS WITH THAT HAIRY BEAST BOSSUET.
[15:02] BahorelThePacifist: OH YES.
[15:03] BahorelThePacifist: BUT ENJOLRAS AND GRANTAIRE ARE BEST FRIENDS!
[15:03] RacTheVirgin: ALWAYS FOREVAR!
[15:03] BahorelThePacifist: BFF!!!1!
[15:03] RacTheVirgin: THEY WOULD BE BETROTHED IF ENJOLRAS WASN'T SO POPULAR WITH THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD!
[15:03] RacTheVirgin: BUT SO IS GRANTAIRE, SO IT'S ALRIGHT.
[15:04] BahorelThePacifist: PLUS GRANTAIRE SO DOESN'T FANCY HIM
[15:04] RacTheVirgin: AT ALL. EVEN IF THEY -ARE- BEST FRIENDS.
[15:04] BahorelThePacifist: YEP
[15:04] RacTheVirgin: HOWEVER, ENJOLRAS WANTS IN HIS PANTS. BUT ENJOLRAS WANTS IN EVERYBODY'S PANTS.
[15:04] BahorelThePacifist: OF COURSE.
[15:04] BahorelThePacifist: EXCEPT YOURS. HAHAHHA.
[15:05] RacTheVirgin: I CAN'T STAND IT. ;________;
[15:05] RacTheVirgin: I NEED TO SLEEP THIS OFF. OH GOD.
[15:05] RacTheVirgin: SLEEP -ALONE-.
[15:05] RacTheVirgin: AS I HAVE EVERY NIGHT FOR THE PAST TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.
[15:06] BahorelThePacifist: YES
[15:06] BahorelThePacifist: WITH ONLY YOUR PARTICLE TO LOVE
[15:06] RacTheVirgin: OH, MY SWEET DARLING PARTICLE! MY ONLY LOVE!
[15:06] RacTheVirgin: THAT HURTS TO SAY.
[15:06] RacTheVirgin: PLEASE KEEP THE WORLD A FRIENDLY PLACE IN MY ABSENCE, ACHILLE.
[15:06] BahorelThePacifist: OF COURSE
[15:06] BahorelThePacifist: I WILL GIVE OUT HUGS AND CUDDLES
[15:07] RacTheVirgin: SUCH IS YOUR JOB. FARE THEE WELL, PACIFIST.
[15:07] BahorelThePacifist: SLEEP WELL, FAIR MAIDEN
[15:07] RacTheVirgin: OH GOD GENDER?!?!?!?!?!
.... yeaaaaah.
[14:35] Bahorel: GUESS WHAT.
[14:36] Bahorel: I AM SECRETLY A PACIFIST!
[14:36] Feyrac: . . .
[14:36] Feyrac: HUGO WAS WRONG ALL THE TIME?!
[14:36] Feyrac: OR WERE YOU REALLY GOOD AT HIDING IT?
[14:36] Bahorel: HE WAS LYING!
[14:37] Feyrac: ...OH GOD
[14:37] Feyrac: I'M A VIRGIN.
[14:37] Bahorel: AND ENJOLRAS IS A CASANOVA
[14:37] Feyrac: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
[14:37] Feyrac: I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT. ;_____;
[14:37] Feyrac: FEUILLY IS THE PRINCE OF POLAND, ISN'T HE. ;_________;
[14:37] Bahorel: YES
[14:37] Bahorel: AND BOSSUET IS VERY HAIRY
[14:37] Feyrac: HE'S GOING TO BEHEAD ME. ;__________;
[14:37] Feyrac: AHHHHHHHH
[14:38] Feyrac: ...I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT JOLY IS
[14:38] Bahorel: ... ME NEITHER
[14:38] Feyrac: ...AN EXTREME SPORTSMAN?
[14:38] Bahorel: YES!
[14:38] Feyrac: OH GOD
[14:38] Feyrac: HE DOES EXTREME IRONING, I BET
[14:38] Bahorel: AND HAS MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS PERFORMED ON HIMSELF FOR CASH
[14:38] Feyrac: OH GOD
[14:39] Feyrac: THE POOR BOY
[14:39] Bahorel: AND 'FERRE --
[14:39] Bahorel: 'FERRE IS A VIOLENT VIOLENT PERSON
[14:40] Feyrac: MY WORLD IS TILTING--!
[14:40] Feyrac: JEHAN IS --
[14:40] Feyrac: JEHAN RAPS.
[14:40] Bahorel: YES
[14:41] Bahorel: WITH LOADS OF CRUDE WORDS
[14:41] Feyrac: OOOOOODLES. ;______;
[14:41] Feyrac: HUGO, OH HUGO--!
[14:42] Feyrac: LANOIRE SUPPORTS HER LITTLE FAMILY BY WHORING HERSELF, DOESN'T SHE OH GOD.
[14:43] Bahorel: AND GRANTAIRE IS THE FOUNDER OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
[14:44] Feyrac: HE SUSTAINS THE ORGANIZATION BY HIS WINNINGS AT BEAUTY CONTESTS
[14:45] Feyrac: OH DEAR GOD FEUILLY WILL BEHEAD ME I CAN'T STOP WORRYING.
[14:45] Bahorel: A VIRGIN SACRIFICE!
[14:45] Feyrac: *WAILS*
[14:46] Feyrac: BUT MARIUS WILL SAVE ME, SINCE HE IS OBVIOUSLY BRAVE AND HYPERINTELLIGENT.
[14:46] Bahorel: YES!
[14:46] Bahorel: AND ALSO IN LOVE WITH EPONINE!
[14:46] Bahorel: WHO IS GORGEOUS AND SMART AND LOVELY!
[14:46] Feyrac: BUT ALAS, SHE IS IN LOVE WITH LANOIRE!
[14:46] Bahorel: YES!
[14:47] Feyrac: WHO, SADLY ENOUGH, HAS EYES ONLY FOR THE CASANOVA ENJOLRAS.
[14:47] Bahorel: OF COURSE!
[14:47] Bahorel: BUT ENJOLRAS DOESN'T SEE HER!
[14:47] Feyrac: WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR PATR -- WAIT, THAT'S HUGO, NEVER MIND.
[14:47] Feyrac: BECAUSE ENJOLRAS IS BLIND!
[14:47] Bahorel: YES!
[14:47] Feyrac: AND LEADS A REVOLUTION FOR THE HANDICAPPED!
[14:47] Bahorel: AND SHAGGING ALL OF PARIS!
[14:47] Feyrac: TOTALLY!
[14:48] Bahorel: AND VALJEAN IS A HARDENED CRIMINAL
[14:48] Feyrac: SOMETIMES WORKING AS A TEAM WITH LANOIRE!
[14:48] Feyrac: ...OH GOD!
[14:48] Bahorel: WHO ONLY GETS AWAY BECAUSE THE ONLY POLICEMAN IN FRANCE IS SUCH A SLACKER!
[14:48] Feyrac: BUT THE ELITE DETECTIVE FORCE KNOWN ONLY AS THE PATRON-MINETTE IS QUICK TO THE CHASE.
[14:49] Bahorel: YES!
[14:49] Feyrac: HOWEVER, NOT EVEN THEY CAN FIGURE OUT THE MASTERFUL CRIMES OF THE ONE AND ONLY MYRIEL...
[14:50] Bahorel: WHO IS WORKING WITH MABEUF
[14:50] Feyrac: A SPECIALIZER IN FORGERIES
[14:51] Bahorel: *NODNOD* AND THEN THERE'S THE SWEET AND TENDER MME. THENARDIER
[14:51] Bahorel: WHO CARES FOR ALL OF THE HOMELESS ORPHAN BOYS
[14:51] Feyrac: AND RUNS A SOUP KITCHEN WITH THE SOFTHEARTED M. THENARDIER
[14:51] Feyrac: THIS HUGO CHAP IS PATHOLOGICAL.
[14:51] Bahorel: YEP!
[14:51] *** You are now known as BahorelThePacifist.
[14:52] Feyrac: OH GOD IT'S IN YOUR NAME. ;_______;
[14:52] Feyrac: DO I NEED TO CHANGE MINE TO FIT THE TRUTH TOO?!
[14:52] BahorelThePacifist: YES!
[14:52] BahorelThePacifist: THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD
[14:52] Feyrac: OH GOD IT'S HARD GETTING USED TO THE FACT THAT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY ACTION FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS
[14:52] BahorelThePacifist: JUST DO IT!
[14:52] *** Feyrac is now known as RacTheVirgin.
[14:52] RacTheVirgin: IT HURTS
[14:53] BahorelThePacifist: BWAHAHAHAH!
[14:53] RacTheVirgin: OHHHH PRECIOUS IT HURTSSSS USSS
[14:53] RacTheVirgin: ;________;
[14:53] RacTheVirgin: BUT ACHILLE. I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER THAT WOULD MEAN LES AMIS ARE ALL SCREWING EACH OTHER OR ALL STEADY WITH OUR MISTRESSES.
[14:53] BahorelThePacifist: .... GOOD QUESTION
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: THEY ARE ALL STEADY WITH THEIR MISTRESSES
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: EXCEPT YOU, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A VIRGIN
[14:54] RacTheVirgin: ALL I KNOW IS THAT I DON'T GET ANY ACTION EITHER WAY -- YES
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: AND THEN ENJOLRAS TRIES TO SEDUCE THEM ALL
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: EVERY DAY
[14:54] RacTheVirgin: OH GOD
[14:54] RacTheVirgin: AND SUCCEEDS
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: YES
[14:54] RacTheVirgin: ......*sobs silently*
[14:54] BahorelThePacifist: EXCEPT YOU!
[14:55] RacTheVirgin: EXCEPT ME. ;_________;
[14:55] BahorelThePacifist: BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOOD BOURGEOUIS BOY!
[14:55] BahorelThePacifist: WHO LIVES TO UPHOLD HIS GOOD FAMILY NAME!
[14:55] RacTheVirgin: ...ACTUALLY, I'M A BLUE-COLLAR WORKER...
[14:56] BahorelThePacifist: AND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR PARTICLE!
[14:57] RacTheVirgin: I AM. OH GOD. I'M UNFASHIONABLE. ;____;
[14:58] BahorelThePacifist: AND I AM A GOOD LAW STUDENT
[14:59] RacTheVirgin: I DAYDREAM ALL DAY, DO YOU KNOW.
[14:59] RacTheVirgin: BUT ALAS, YOU ARE TOO SICKLY TO BECOME A LAWYER.
[15:00] BahorelThePacifist: TRAGIC!
[15:00] RacTheVirgin: INDUBITABLY! WE MUST HAVE A WORD WITH M. HUGO.
[15:00] BahorelThePacifist: BESIDES, I'D NEVER GET A JOB BECAUSE MARIUS IS THE BEST LAWYER EVER
[15:00] RacTheVirgin: MUCH AS HOW JAVERT IS THE WORST POLICEMAN EVER
[15:00] BahorelThePacifist: YES!
[15:00] RacTheVirgin: HOW IS YOUR CONSUMPTION, MY FRAIL DEAR?
[15:01] BahorelThePacifist: NEVER FEAR, DR JOLY WILL CURE ME
[15:01] RacTheVirgin: BUT HE IS SO RECKLESS...!
[15:01] BahorelThePacifist: BUT SO BRAVE!
[15:02] RacTheVirgin: AND FIERCE...
[15:02] RacTheVirgin: BUT ON SUCH HORRID TERMS WITH THAT HAIRY BEAST BOSSUET.
[15:02] BahorelThePacifist: OH YES.
[15:03] BahorelThePacifist: BUT ENJOLRAS AND GRANTAIRE ARE BEST FRIENDS!
[15:03] RacTheVirgin: ALWAYS FOREVAR!
[15:03] BahorelThePacifist: BFF!!!1!
[15:03] RacTheVirgin: THEY WOULD BE BETROTHED IF ENJOLRAS WASN'T SO POPULAR WITH THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD!
[15:03] RacTheVirgin: BUT SO IS GRANTAIRE, SO IT'S ALRIGHT.
[15:04] BahorelThePacifist: PLUS GRANTAIRE SO DOESN'T FANCY HIM
[15:04] RacTheVirgin: AT ALL. EVEN IF THEY -ARE- BEST FRIENDS.
[15:04] BahorelThePacifist: YEP
[15:04] RacTheVirgin: HOWEVER, ENJOLRAS WANTS IN HIS PANTS. BUT ENJOLRAS WANTS IN EVERYBODY'S PANTS.
[15:04] BahorelThePacifist: OF COURSE.
[15:04] BahorelThePacifist: EXCEPT YOURS. HAHAHHA.
[15:05] RacTheVirgin: I CAN'T STAND IT. ;________;
[15:05] RacTheVirgin: I NEED TO SLEEP THIS OFF. OH GOD.
[15:05] RacTheVirgin: SLEEP -ALONE-.
[15:05] RacTheVirgin: AS I HAVE EVERY NIGHT FOR THE PAST TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.
[15:06] BahorelThePacifist: YES
[15:06] BahorelThePacifist: WITH ONLY YOUR PARTICLE TO LOVE
[15:06] RacTheVirgin: OH, MY SWEET DARLING PARTICLE! MY ONLY LOVE!
[15:06] RacTheVirgin: THAT HURTS TO SAY.
[15:06] RacTheVirgin: PLEASE KEEP THE WORLD A FRIENDLY PLACE IN MY ABSENCE, ACHILLE.
[15:06] BahorelThePacifist: OF COURSE
[15:06] BahorelThePacifist: I WILL GIVE OUT HUGS AND CUDDLES
[15:07] RacTheVirgin: SUCH IS YOUR JOB. FARE THEE WELL, PACIFIST.
[15:07] BahorelThePacifist: SLEEP WELL, FAIR MAIDEN
[15:07] RacTheVirgin: OH GOD GENDER?!?!?!?!?!
.... yeaaaaah.