beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

[silverdragon262]

So. Beelzebub has another chat with Michael. This one... has a surprise ending! (Er, warnings for violence.)

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[meteorspark]

OH MY GOAT WHAT THE FED.

...

Nah.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK.

I feel better --

... *sighs and hands Meta a box of Kleenex* Have at it, angelslave.

[silverdragon262]

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...hi.

[meteorspark]

Hi, Zee! Are we talking in small font? I'm okay, but Meta's -- um. Well, now he knows what I've been hiding from him all day. *pats him on the head and is glared at*

Have I mentioned lately that Beezie's an idiot?

[silverdragon262]

We don't have to-- but yes.

And-- ;___; Poor Meta. I'm really sorry. I... I have no idea what Beezie thought he was doing.

[meteorspark]

Okay -- --small font is prettier, anyway. :D

...Well, he's been through worse. I mean. The wings and the cheating and the other happy fun exciting. He'll be fine. Beezie'll be back. ...Right? :O

[silverdragon262]

Of course he'll be back!

[meteorspark]

Then it's okay! Sort of! Except it kind of puts a damper on things, how it was Meta's big brother who discorporated Beezie. Just sayin'.

[silverdragon262]

...Yeeeeeah.

[meteorspark]

...Meta, you can't ask when Beezie will be back. He just got discorporated. It could be days. *throws another box of Kleenex at him and stuffs him inna corner*

*and uses another Beezie icon*

[silverdragon262]

...was that an actual quote? Good lord.

...and I don't know. A few days sounds good enough.

[meteorspark]

...'fraid so. *sparkles. um, innocently* This isn't an actual Beezie icon, but it fits.

...okay. *pats Meta* He'll wait.

[salophile]

Actually, the entire time we were writing this, I was thinking, "WTF Beezie's right about everything. Why the fed am I agreeing with Beelzebub?"