Are you a Lord Of The Rings Freak?

[dewy_landings]

Ok I have seen a lot of obsessed people in my life but this, sad, but true story earns its self a 58 on a scale of 1-10...(Yeah a large random number...58..). Anyway I was watching a show on the television called Totally Obsessed. Believe me when I say I have seen some nasty and over the top things on this show before but the Lord of the Rings woman has got to be the most outrageous. Ever since the first movie came out this lady has involved Lord of the Rings in every aspect of her life. Yeah, I know what your thinking she probably has posters all over one of the rooms in her house, 2 of each movie (one for watching and one for display),etc. etc. NO THATS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS WOMAN!!!! She lives her life as if the characters were actually living with her!! She has life size cardboard cut outs of each character and treats them as if they were real. She plays cards with them, and "Duck, Duck, Goose" with them too. She take s them shopping, carries on conversations with them, even takes them out to eat. I mean this woman probably in her 30's-40's has a husband and a young girl, probably 8-10 years old and when they go out to eat, it doesn't matter where, she takes Golem and Golem's friend OUT TO EAT WITH THEM!!! SHE TAKES THEM WITH HER!!! And it doesn't stop there she orders them food and then threatens them that they will be in trouble if they don't eat their food! Now the next time you think someone is totally obsessed just think, "At least they're not as bad as the Lord of the Rings woman!!"

~Special apologies to the young girl and her
father. Not everyone is like your mother and
wife.~